'bout that beer i owed ya

was gonna make a post about The Character but then i looked at my dash for 5 seconds and it would appear that everyone is also having the same experience so

I wonder if Neil’s owner/s know about how we celebrate the date of that photo

Neil himself is long gone from this world, and yet every April 13th this group of internet strangers come together to celebrate him and his act of banging out the tunes. Like an entire holiday, all for this little guy

Cause I think it’s pretty beautiful if you wanna get all sentimental and sappy

good news :)

poob is rolling back its DEI initiatives. poob fired all of its employees after they tried to unionize. poob's ceo was recently on david sperm's podcast saying that he thinks women are the same as dogs to him. but poob is the only service that has candyworld chronicles on it so its really hard to just stop using it :/

the reporting system on tumblr is genuinely awful. why does it take this much extra time to report hate speech again?

you can report something as sexually explicit in 2 seconds with no burden of proof. if you want to report hate speech you have to go into a submenu and then explain *twice* why it counts as hate speech. you have necessarily created a system where people can easily mass report trans women's selfies as being sexually explicit while at the same time making it incredibly difficult and tedious to report users for calling black people slurs.

i genuinely rarely bother reporting transphobia on this fucking website because i do not want to type out a whole two messages explaining that it's transphobic every single time i see someone being bigoted, reporting bigotry should be easy, come the fuck on.

From the notes it seems going through the effort of correctly reporting bigotry rarely works anyways, not to mention it’s really scummy to expect marginalized people to constantly explain why something said against them is bigotry

once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

chuckles darkly

Everyone needs to see this

game reviewers are weird

american maid cafe review

This is what made Tony Hawk such a big deal, btw

aquarium outfit inspo

i loved the vision so i thought id bring it to fruition.

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

reminder that you can just change how you draw. you can. you dont have to have your current style forever if you dont like it. you can literally just change it and its free. are you listening to me

anyone else have to like. gentle parent their moms about food. my mom is like “let’s be naughty and eat pizza” and i gently say “food is not inherently good or bad”

accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??