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@lazaruspiss / lazaruspiss.tumblr.com

main is @emergencyrabbits - minors don't follow - lazaruspiss on twitter and aethy
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new pinned post :]

hi! I'm Ashton, but Laz and other nicknames are ok too. he/they/it are all fine by me, you can also use neopronouns if you’d like.

(If you are under 18 then do not follow me or interact with any of my NSFW posts. I understand if you happened upon one of my SFW posts and got here on accident, but this is my grown-up space, so please turn around.)

  • Do not interact if pro-kink or pro-fiction content offends you. You don't want to see my posts and I don't want to hear you complain!
  • Asks are open for just about anything, NSFW content included. Just be nice.
  • I take requests! art and edits mostly, although I do write as well. so if you have any ideas then you’re free to ask! I can’t promise I’ll do everything that comes my way, but I do like to try.
  • I also have a ko-fi, it’s not quite the same as commissions (setting those up stresses me out), but I can give you a thank you doodle or something if you donate :]
  • If you want to use anything I post as a prompt feel free to! Just let me know and link back to me if you post it.
  • I sometimes post about more serious and/or personal things on here under #ramble tag, so if you'd rather just see my silly and/or horny stuff then feel free to blacklist that.
  • Another tag you might want to blacklist: #laz's hater corner, which is where I bitch about things that personally bother me. The posts there shouldn't be taken too seriously, but I do get pretty mean sometimes, so be wary of that.

alright! now onto links (tumblr can be finicky about those on mobile, so I’d recommend looking at my desktop page where I have a theme and a sidebar for these)

  • Here's my ao3.
  • I can be spotted on twitter on rare occasions.
  • I've been trying to archive filler and fluff text from games here.
  • There's a page for the Batman: The Dailies comics from 1943-1946.
  • I also live blog as I read/watch things here!
  • Here’s a page of some my tags!
  • And if that doesn’t work, here’s art, fics, edits, videos, memes, and metas.
  • … And if THAT doesn’t work, I’ll go ahead and put those tags on this post as well.
#pinned post#my art#my fics#my edit#my video#dc memes#my meta
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Image that i love so much but i cant find the source of. Like its on a billion tshirt sites and ifunny brazil. Anyways. Shoutout to wally west, one of the most autistic bitches i know ✌️

#still my favorite image ever
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dick grayson says "i would KNOW if bruce died i would FEEL it" but what he really means is once a month he sits bolt upright and is like Oh My God Bruce Is Dead. I Can Sense It Intuitively. And It's My Fault. and of course bruce is fine dick just has ocd. but one day surely he will sense it for real

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I get kind of heated when people try to knock Grayson by comparing it to Archer. Part of the problem with Grayson was that it was doing Archer 2nd and worse.

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Genuinely this thing’s #1 crime was that it kept trying and failing to be funny. That’s a mundane stumbling block as far as mediocre writing goes but it’s one of the hardest for me to get around as a reader.

The fact that the spy pastiche genre was already inundated with legitimately funny material at the time (Austin Powers in the rear view mirror, both Archer and Venture Bros as contemporaries, etc.) only made that problem more difficult to ignore.

It was also very weird about the idea that women and girls read comic books that made me feel vaguely insulted the entire time I was reading it.

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AND Spyral has never even become the name of a real-world terrorist organization, man, just go watch Archer.

#the times i did try to read grayson did just have me goin. man. wish i was watching archer rn.#i second all of this so hard
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sucks SUCH ass when my dad is right about smth. like he probably wasn't right for the right reasons but damn this place is dangerous.

#ramble tag#dont think id get murdered but thats about it. anything else? not /that/ unlikely#they have their own rape response team for a reason. not that they actually do a good job of it but they're there.#and there's unspoken rules about shit that Will get you gangstalked beaten etc#if you aren't paying with money you're paying with something else. aint that the way of the world.
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