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There are no ducks here

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Blog Navigation: My Art - My Fanfictions (includes things I don't post on AO3). You can find my other socials here.

I post/reblog NSFW, and my blog tries to be as raunchy as possible within the limits of this puritan ass website, which shadowbanned me twice already โ™ฅ

Been hyperfixating on DC stuff for a while. More than anything else you'll find Bats and Birds (mostly Sladick), and cute little speedsters (mostly Eobarry). The Eobarry pit is at this point deep enough I don't see the sun nor I can feel its warmth on my skin anymore. Also, I love being gross to Dick especially but no one is safe from me.

Evil characters and grey characters are my special little meow meows. I support their (gay) rights and wrongs. No, I don't think they should be held accountable for their actions, they're not real.

I mostly write smut, whump and/or shippy content. I really like dark stuff & I'm a kinky bastard. Writing gen fics and pure fluff isn't my thing.

I am comfortable with any type of ask. Go ahead and send me that WIP you're writing for some advice or just to share, or prompt me because you want to see your blorbo being tossed around in that specific way. I also have an ongoing Dark Prompts Ask Game right here. You can also send me hate if that's your thing, I won't kinkshame you I promise.

If I unfollowed you it's 99.9% because you posted WFA or Harry Potter content untagged. Nothing personal, I just really don't want to see those things. Also, sometimes tumblr unfollows people without telling me, and in the same fashion, doesn't notify me of reblogs, comments or what have you. If you want me to see something but I seem unresponsive, feel free to send an Ask or a DM.

I don't have DNIs, I curate my own online experience. However, please note that this won't ever be a safe space for exclusionists of any kind. And if you can't grasp the simple fact that fiction โ‰  reality, that no one is getting hurt & we're just having fun, be nice to yourself and to me and do not follow.

Anyone else is more than welcome โ™ฅ Remember to stay very handsome!

#new year new pinned post#zeroducks
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Reblogged distort-opia
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matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

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from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

#yall you can hit me up on bluesky#it's the only other socmed I sort of use#feel free to drop an ask if you donยดt find my profile and I'll follow you back
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Anonymous asked:

Iโ€™m tired of the debates; sick of the back and forth. You know what I want? What I think is perfect?

Omegaverse!Throuple Barry, Wally, and Eobard.

But specificity set like this: Barry canโ€™t decide who he wants more, the young alpha pup who swoons over him and is extremely sweet and a total gentleman in every way (he also knots too quickly and gets hard when the wind changes directions but heโ€™s in his early 20s so who can blame him) Wally, or the obsessive older alpha who has a dominance kink and is stupidly competitive and likes to fall into traditional stereotypes bc heโ€™s wants to see Barry barefoot and pregnant with his pups, Eobard.

So he says โ€œummm why not both?โ€ And bc heโ€™s so cute and submissive and breedable, mofo gets both.

And after a while the three of them are happy as a throuple, and even Wally and Eobard get romantically involved because theyโ€™re both kinda competitive and enjoy setting the other off and sometimes that can get hot and steamy so yeah they fuck??? So what?? It makes Barry very happy thank you because he gets his favourite alphas.

You know what anon, you're valid.

Have some bits of fluff.

(everyone here is an adult and all that jazz)

#sr cause I forgot I wrote this#they cute#eobard/barry/wally#omegaverse
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"Even if you don't ship X and Y, you have to admit that ..." hey hey you yes you have you instead considered that I don't give a fu

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do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

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Did you know? If you don't do this random arbitrary thing I just decided, it means you're racist. What, you don't do it? Well you should fuck yourself then. Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit. White supremacist. Everyone go in the notes and give me a lengthy explanation as to how I'm so correct, and how if you do The Arbitrary Thing I Just Decided it means you're not racist. Pat yourselves in the back while you're at it.

Also it seems like you didn't know that you can safely masturbate while sick. Well bad news, not knowing that means you're a puritan christianpilled idiot. What do you mean you were asking in good faith because you're an older teen who never had sex ed? It's literally something everyone should know. Everyone knows it. Everyone is aware of it except if they are stupid and dumb and puritans. Everyone should make fun of you in the notes for asking that question to a sex ed blog.

Ah but I see you ship m/m. You don't have wlw ships and you joined the fandom because of a mlm ship... and, your favorite character is also a man? Your "blorbo" is a man? I'm afraid you're a misogynist. Lirerally if you don't ship f/f or f/m you're a misogynist. If you dislike any female character you're also a misogynist. You sexist piece of shit. Have you reevaluated all your life choices that have brought you to this point? Are you reconsidering your disgusting behavior? What do you mean you're in the fandom "just to have fun"? You misogynistic piece of shit? Folks, go in the notes explaining why men are animals and shipping mlm is bad, and we should only ever ship either f/f or canonical married f/m pairings.

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How could I forget!

You have/had abusive parents? Abusive siblings? Abusive partner(s), friends, all of the above, and you're talking about the abuse you endured? Don't you realize your abuser is mentally ill? They're literally disabled? They literally didn't abuse you because they're disabled? It seems like you don't care about mentally ill people. You're ableist and clearly an unsafe person to be around. Where's your empathy for the mentally ill people who abused you? Where is your kindness? How dare you speak about how they abused you, you ableist piece of shit? Everyone go in the notes and explain how folks with these mental illnesses in particular are allowed to abuse everyone all the time however they please, and tell those who disagree to kill themselves.

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Did you know? If you don't do this random arbitrary thing I just decided, it means you're racist. What, you don't do it? Well you should fuck yourself then. Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit. White supremacist. Everyone go in the notes and give me a lengthy explanation as to how I'm so correct, and how if you do The Arbitrary Thing I Just Decided it means you're not racist. Pat yourselves in the back while you're at it.

Also it seems like you didn't know that you can safely masturbate while sick. Well bad news, not knowing that means you're a puritan christianpilled idiot. What do you mean you were asking in good faith because you're an older teen who never had sex ed? It's literally something everyone should know. Everyone knows it. Everyone is aware of it except if they are stupid and dumb and puritans. Everyone should make fun of you in the notes for asking that question to a sex ed blog.

Ah but I see you ship m/m. You don't have wlw ships and you joined the fandom because of a mlm ship... and, your favorite character is also a man? Your "blorbo" is a man? I'm afraid you're a misogynist. Lirerally if you don't ship f/f or f/m you're a misogynist. If you dislike any female character you're also a misogynist. You sexist piece of shit. Have you reevaluated all your life choices that have brought you to this point? Are you reconsidering your disgusting behavior? What do you mean you're in the fandom "just to have fun"? You misogynistic piece of shit? Folks, go in the notes explaining why men are animals and shipping mlm is bad, and we should only ever ship either f/f or canonical married f/m pairings.

#yes I'm vagueposting#I'm tired of tumblr I think#I need a break from the hypocritical shit
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Or maybe that "homophobic writer" isn't as homophobic as you thought. Maybe they're not even as straight as you thought. Maybe they're in the closet for their personal reasons, and they write some of the most beautiful if subtly elaborated queer stories you've ever seen, and that's very much on purpose, but you're too fixated on thinking that everyone who's not openly out is cishet, and so you laugh at them because lol so funny that a homophobic cishet dude would "accidentally make the characters gay", hurr durr and lol lmao.

#I forgot I wrote this lol#still valid
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conservative christians are so annoying because they want to be persecuted for their religion desperately but they live in the most aggressively christian place on earth. so they'll be like "I can't believe you hate me for being christian" and you'll respond "no I don't care what your religion is, I was raised protestant just like everyone else around here, I hate you because you voted for a fascist who wants to kill everyone I love and start world war three" and they'll just keep on with "why do you hate me for being christian" "I literally don't, it's the fascism thing. I'm going to stop speaking with you." "you can try to punish me for my faith but I will never abandon the LORD." "good for you keep it up but could you stop voting for fascists while you do that." "this is just like when the romans fed us to lions."

#it would be funny if it wasn't infuriating
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in light of me HORRIBLY FAILING my womens month creator spotlights (i will... do more... soon... just... probably not in march god help me survive finals...) everyone should go read some of my fav devin grayson comics:

devin grayson's nightwing (1996)

arsenal (1998)

batman+arsenal

black widow (1999)

strange love adventures "service"

devin grayson's catwoman (1993)

#oh wow finally someone who celebrates Devin Grayson#comic recs#dick grayson#roy harper#harley quinn#selina kyle
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Lines of thought that seem Normal but are actually rooted in extreme puritanism:

-Seeing the nude human body is inherently traumatic -Sex scenes in art are pointless -Wearing kink-related clothing in public is the similar to performing a sex scene in front of unwilling participants -Depicting female characters expressing sexuality is always degrading -People's sexual fantasies are always an endorsement of the behavior they want to see in real life -Sex work is more traumatic and coercive than other types of work The goal is to treat sex as just another thing people do. That is a much healthier attitude than hiding it! It's not uniquely traumatic, it's not weird to talk about it or include it in society.

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Reblogged 1-800-t3rry
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So if the color yellow is Green Lanternโ€™s weakness, does this mean Duke in his vigilante outfit could beat them?

I just imagine Duke getting pissed at Hal or Guy over something and just reaches for his helmet as they run away from Gothamโ€™s Light.

The Batkids find this absolutely hilarious and will use this to fuck with them at all times.

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The yellow issue is no longer a thing.

And whatever lantern would throw Duke into the bay.

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Hal already scruffed Duke like a kitten once and he'd do it again in the blink of an eye lol

#bat fans having no idea what happens in the comics will never not be funny#and yeah the yellow issue hasn't been a thing for decades
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Mouthwashing fans acting like Jimmy didn't shoot himself in the head

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"He needs to pay for what he's done"

He did. He did "pay", he's dead. He killed himself. Have you even actually played the game.

#the event that kickstarts the game is Jimmy trying to commit suicide btw#as in crashing the ship and dying alongside the rest of the crew#and he experiences hallucinations and delusions for the whole game as well#people defending 'bad' mental illnesses when the main character of a game has 'bad' mental illnesses: HE NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN LIKE A DOG
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