I'm Lazy

Yall ever just want to be able to take ur body apart like a puzzle and put it back together? Idk I think if I could just pop myself open, take out my stomach and give it a good wash, re-string my spine, and squish my muscles around a bit it would fix me.

yeah i thin kthats normal

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

by @28halcyon

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

Bit out of nowhere from me but I hate hate HATE how nowadays comic book writers who have never touched an Iron Man comic before write him as a tech bro without any kind of class awareness

As if Tony hasn't canonically been homeless and almost died because of it

As if there weren't lots (and I mean LOTS) of Iron Man comics that are a direct critique of capitalism because no matter how intelligent and talented Tony is, he loses a lot of money because he focuses on doing the right thing and not on making the line go up

As if Iron Man didn't have lots and lots of old comics warning about climate change and global warming

And I blame 1) The Civil War comic and 2) The MCU for this

Yes.

I was looking for a panel from a (slightly) older comic from 2010 because this post reminded me of it, here

See that?

I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

#sometimes it’s like muttering under your breath sometimes it’s like adding a note in the margin of your scrapbook#and sometimes it’s like whispering a joke to the person next to you to try to make them laugh

I write for myself

*checks AO3 every few hours to see if I got any new kudos, comments or subscriptions*

"Just because you're screaming into the void doesn't mean your heart isn't aching for an answer."

#just because you just said it aloud so that you can hear it#doesnt mean you don't also want to know that someone heard

dude...T^T

I write for myself, full stop.

I SHARE my writing for others. If I'm sharing, it's because I want to interact. I want others to see/read it, I want others to respond back to tell me so. If I'm sharing, I want there to be someone to share with.

yeah so im 15 pages deep on the ao3 tag and -

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man Glass Onion is just truly a spectacular movie. Gorgeous sets and costume design. Funny. Classic 'well-meaning detective that everyone underestimates poking around rich people' story. Janelle Monae as the stunning secret lead. So delightfully twists and subverts so many classic murder mystery tropes. Absolutely lampoons Elon Musk and his ilk, with the central theme that "these rich billionaires are not unique genius masterminds, but just petty bitter men who are equally as stupid as they are cruel", which I think is very relevant at this moment in particular. And also the entire plot is foreshadowed by a game of Among Us. truly a cinematic masterpiece.

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

One minute your therapist is saying you'd be a good comic artist, then you start having the "should I look further into comics in general?" thoughts and then all of the sudden you're drawing Stony fanart in the year of our lord twenty twenty FUCKING five