can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

underwater girlfriend underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life underwater benefits to underwater studies turning underwater sharks into underwater buddies underwater lovers are the partly sharky sirens seen if you’ve achieved degrees in underwater science

… couldn’t help it….

@shark-tranny

aaaaaaah why can’t this be me

Here's a key part of the transfemme experience that is very overlooked: when you don't pass, people don't actually see you as a man, or treat you like a man.

Men are generally treated with a level of respect and seriousness that transfemme people don't get. Even if they don't see you as a woman, they still know they can talk over you, they still know to view you as a sexual object.

I think this is also why discussions of "male socialisation" are often very unproductive. I sure as hell wasn't getting treated like the other boys, my abusers definitely understood that. There must be a better word to describe it, but I think there's a huge difference between growing up as a boy and growing up as a "faggot".

its a key part of the policing and reinforcement of masculinity that if you fail to meet the standard of masculinity you are A Faggot and the faggot is someone you can harass and assault. the fear of that disenfranchisement is what drives the performance of masculinity to such a ridiculous degree that people don't wash their assholes or whatever. the benefits of masculinity are not conferred by default they're the reward you receive for being strong and dominant and heterosexual. deviate and you are no longer a man, you are a weak degendered pansy. faggot is the third gender

hey i found this in the corner of your room

Emily says I need to stop showing her shows that are so immediately confusing

I think she would explode

One of the comments says "show her baccano"

This is literally about baccano

I used the in-built migration app to transfer my settings and files from an old laptop to a new laptop and god. GOD. it ALSO managed to transfer over a bunch of like. garbage cache files from apps I uninstalled. just like half-dissected brains all over the computer. I went thru with a third-party utility to determine where the big bloaty files were hiding and I SWEAR to GOD. I deleted. 150gb of literal trash. like literally useless garbage files that do nothing. computing is ridiculous.

1/3 of my fucking computer's SSD space just. fucking GONE. Zombified by the corpse husks of old apps i deleted like years ago.

Everybody remember to keep up to date with your data storage hygiene because lord knows I do not

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

Put this out about Luigi Mangione.

found these on twitter that might be helpful to all rpers who want to make sure their themes and carrds are accessible to all

consider this for themes as well

Many TUMBLR users need to learn this

PSA

if you are doing any kind of design meant to reach large numbers of people, download a colorblindness filter (i use CVSimulator, its pretty simple and free) and use it religiously

I feel like tariffing the "entire world" is literally just functionally sanctioning yourself

Evergreen

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

Took her out back and had her shot

This is just very funny to me.

Not even his robot child likes him

me when i cant comprehend that different continents have different animals

the rest of the paragraph that was cut out in that screenshot literally explains the reasons behind the easter bilby and bluntly theyre minimising the impact that wild rabbits have had as an introduced species in our ecosystem.

the easter bibly was an ingenious campaign that builds in social awareness and change to an ongoing annual tradition without detracting from what that tradition represents. the choice behind it was intentional

saying Australians "don't like bunnies" because of ecological damage is like saying Americans "don't like rabies" because of the health risks. They're a major problem and the Easter Bilby rules.

Embarrassing to have worked at an Outback Steakhouse as long as me and not know this.

This response is absolutely sending me

Outback Steakhouse is as representative of Australian culture and cuisine as Taco Bell is representative of Mexican culture and cuisine. Outback Steakhouse doesn't even have any bush tucker or unique things like balmain bugs why would working there and not knowing jackshit about Australia be "embarrassing"

people be normal about Australia challenge (impossible)

oh so the Yankees made their bats thicker and hit 20 runs bc of it and the league is just like yeah they're allowed to do that?? this whole time apparently it's been perfectly legal to just change the bats to make it easier and no one tried it until right now?? 150 years this sport has been around and suddenly someone had a bright idea??

look at this shit man

The baseball meta build has changed from DEX to STR. We're about to start seeing people hitting home runs with the guts greatsword and the brick hammer. Showing up to the league lookin like this:

there has been another homophobic mod incident in the balatro subreddit i repeat there has been another homophobic mod incident in the balatro subreddit

2. someone replies with this image

3. mods delete the comment for "low effort"

3.5 all this takes place in the subreddit where people find increasingly more creative/weirder/hornier way to ask for seed on posts about good runs

4. mods give a here's nothing explanation

5. gay jokes flood the entire subreddit

update: the subreddit is getting a new mod team

how transfems talk about their fav characters

this is how we talk about lenin and stalin