And I expect nothing less than complete emotional devastation going into the next trial day. Devastation that I am completely unprepared for.
I need to lay on the floor for at least a week.
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sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever
Legit
be honest with m-no get your face out from between my legs and look at me when i'm talking to you. i need you to be honest. are you trying to any% my pussy
*visibly quick saves* no
Well, if you have to like birds to rise the ranks of the British judicial system, then Simon Blackquill would absolutely thrive there. The downside being, of course, he'd have to transfer to Britain.
As for Ryunosuke's comment, I can't decide whether or not a sparrow would suit Kazuma. Part of me is inclined to agree, but I'm not knowledgeable enough on bird symbolism to decide for certain.
POV: You are Chief Prosecutor
Its come to my attention that a lot of people do not know how to deal with a hot car in summer. A lot of people will get back to their car, after hours of it being parked in the full sun, and will open the door to be blasted in the face with furnace-level temperatures, and you'll just clamber in and shut the doors and leave the windows closed and you'll start driving that thing, and you'll wait for the air-conditioning to battle and overcome the heat.
Thats. Insane to me.
The inside of a car can get up to 40°C/104°F hotter than the outside temperature. Why would anyone get inside that????? It's gonna take your air-conditioning at least half an hour to combat that and bring the temperature down to something even remotely reasonable, and in the meantime you're sitting there risking heatstroke.
Now, I understand that it's currently winter in the northern hemisphere, which is where most of this site lives, but a) I'm in the southern hemisphere and today was Lots Of Degrees, and b) y'all should read this now and commit it to memory or queue it to reblog in summer or whatever, because it boggles my mind that some of you get into a car whose interior is literally oven-hot.
So!!!! Some tips!!!!!
If you do this, your car will be a hell of a lot more comfortable a hell of a lot sooner than it would be if you got into a 60°C/140°F cabin and just.... endured that, until your aircon could overcome it.
This post has been brought to you by an Australian who knows not one but TWO people who get into 60°C cars and wait 15 to 30 minutes for their car to drop back down to a temperature that's even REMOTELY tolerable.
Until like a month ago I lived in Phoenix, Arizona where it hit 99° before the end of March this year. Almost nobody cracked their windows. I've never understood why.
If im ever playing mtg and the ojou smothering tithe gets cast im straight up killing myself
playing this card was already the most discourteous thing you could possibly do at a table and now i gotta see a hot smug noblewoman laughing at me while i slowly lose the game
I cant express how deeply I want this smug ass piece of cardboard.
I can hear the ohhohohoho laugh in my brain
“He who fights with monsters should see to it that he does not become one in the process.”
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you an overdramatic bitch