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Reblogged s-lime
Feeling like you need a bit more meat in your pants? Do your eyes glaze over at the mention of a good glizzy? Don’t let your hunger get the wurst of you, try our new packer, The Hot Donger! Now you can be 100% beef, without the filler.
Coming to the shop 4/11! 🌭
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Reblogged s-lime
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I love how we've lost the plot so thoroughly on what "pov" means as far as a TikTok/reel/whatever and now it's functionally the same as rod serling saying "imagine if you will"
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scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???
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Snowgrave
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Anonymous asked:
no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange
Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?
Reblogged collaberal-damage
We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?
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writing cover letters
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nalgenebottle-deactivated201706
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
Reblogged redbuddi
being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝♀️
uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend
Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy
sorry im a lesbian
puppygirlisland-deactivated2024
doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?
well if youre unsure i can take over for you
collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis
i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us
nothing escapes from me
Reblogged threealiensinatrenchcoat
university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.
what HAPPENED here