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@legallynotgreen

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what are your thoughts on jon arbuckle

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Jon Arbuckle is a very Jerry Seinfeld like figure to me, in that he thinks of himself as an average, decent person, but his actions frequently reveal him to hold biases he's not aware of. He languishes in his privileges and his creature comforts, he assumes people like interacting with him, and he's a home owner with no financial trouble whatsoever. In fact the biggest problem in his life is that his cat is a bit sassy towards him. Jon Arbuckle is the perfect example of the apathetic western sleaze who couldn't care less about the problems of the world. There will be a place in hell for him, and he won't understand why he deserves it.

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full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

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That enough Tumblr for today

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

Schumer: Does the senator yield for a question?

Booker: Chuck, this is the only time I can tell you no.

Schumer: I just wanted to say - do you know you have just broken the record? Do you know how proud this caucus is of you? Do you know how proud America is of you?

Booker cries, wipes his face, puts his hand over his heart, as the senate fills with raucous applause and cheers and the chair calls for order.

Booker: You asked if I yielded for a question? You asked - did I know? I know now.

Booker: I don't want to wrap this up yet. My mom's watching.

A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what

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