tf brainrot

Yellowjackets (2021-present) // Transformers One (2024)

different universe but. the vibes are immaculate and i am living.

important update:

diverging roads

Here's some of the g1 scripts of megatron and starscream (with weird tension) that I like a lot

(Trying not to appear foolish)

They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

Me & my man getting our bi-yearly divorce so we can yell accusations at each other & then have a hot passionate extramarital affair for about 3 days before we re-marry

May I introduce you to my 23rd husband? (it's been the same guy 23 times)

TFP writers in the writing room struggling to not include a scene of a character calling Starscream a slur:

A list of mechanisms whom Megatron has loved:

Crunch, a shift supervisor in shaft 1-b who taught Megatron what it meant to live in the dark, how to sing drinking songs, how to sleep on a healing weld, and how to say goodbye (but not how to mean it)

Impactor, a friend who was too bullheaded to watch his own back, let alone Megatron’s; who, nonetheless, always insisted that he would, until the day he could not

Terminus, who taught him to let go—and then, very admirably, furnished his first practical demonstration in the art

Optimus Prime, who saved his life, although Megatron would not love him until well after Optimus had tried his best to undo that mistake

Gladiatorial Participant of bout 736 cycle 340, Grune, who walked into the arena like one who had seen the steps up to their own waiting guillotine and had decided to wink saucily at the executioner, for, indeed, what else now could be done to him?

Soundwave, who always knew better than to draw too close, or presume too much; who therefore was safe to love, and more importantly, to trust—and Megatron, for all his hubris, understood at least that everyone must trust someone, so you had better make the decision with care

Starscream, who was so many things; bitter, petty, brilliant, jealous, insatiable; Starscream, foremost of all his enemies and dissidents; Starscream, who was the easiest of them all to manipulate, because he cared so much, because he cared so much for Megatron’s regard be it good or ill; Starscream, whose hatred made Megatron feel more God than mech, elevated and electric and invincible—and whose testimony, at the 11th hour, had for the first time in 4 million bloody glorious years made Megatron at last feel small and absurd

Minimus Ambus, who expected so little, and yet was so often disappointed; who was so easy to please with so little effort, and yet who would not have been moved with all the riches or treasures or conquests of the cosmos; Minimus, all right angles in a garbled, tangled world

Rodimus Prime, who lied for him, even after everything; a hot coal star burning in a secret pocket of his armor plating; careless and vain and haunted, lover of losers and misfits, patron saint of the lost and lonely

Was there someone else? He is sure there was someone else. It will come back to him, one moment.

A list of mechanisms that Megatron should have loved, but did not:

This list is long, 5 million years long, a graveyard of blue sparks beneath a mirrored sky; an army of splintered spark cases; today, it has been truncated for brevity to three most dire names

Damus, Glitch, Tarn

It completely escaped my mind that STARSCREAM was the one to recommend the fusion cannon.

By noting that he had watched and studied every single one of Megatron’s fights, pointing out the weakness in his arm and said the cannon would be ideal.

The ‘my burden’ fusion cannon. Oh my god.

The way Megatron goes from seeing his weapons as a sort of "necessary evil", to being purely a tool of vanity and destruction toward the end of the war as the conflict twisted him completely.

It's such a stark contrast between the Megatron who received his weapon from Starscream, and the Megatron who broke in a new body by deliberately abusing and attacking Staracream.

The poet and guerilla fighter VS the belligerent tyrant.

meet the bayverse

*cartoon fight dust cloud*

Was chatting to another nurse about the floor I’m on right now, and that nurse said, referring to the charge nurse tonight, “oh yeah, she’s a power hungry monster, she’d be charge nurse every shift if she could.” And then later the nurse said she had only stayed long (a 16 hr shift, can you imagine) because her girlfriend was also working late, and I was like “oh who’s your girlfriend?”

And the nurse said, “it’s the charge nurse.”

And I was like, “the power hungry monster?”

And the nurse was like “yes 🥰🥰”

UHUHUHHU my first tf doodles in like. 2 years and they r shitty little scribbles of starscream. pensive.

anyway i love her she’s horrible i just wanted to try and get a humanformer version down bc i cannot draw robots jgnnjgfjkd