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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 6.06 'All the Way'
btvs s6 is the best season of the show bc it’s about what if you and all your friends were in your 20s now and everything sucked so bad
Also a small group of shitty white dudes is the cause of all your problems
that’s not true of s6. it’s actually vital to understand that the problems in buffy’s life and in buffy’s friends’ lives do not stem from those 3 shitty guys, and dealing with those guys does not get rid of the underlying issues. they are just extra irritants that make things worse
one of my favorite ways that spike chafes against the fundamental underpinnings of the show is how he is a creature of unapologetic impulse and sensation in an environment where everyone is seemingly pathologically terrified/ashamed of the body’s desires and functions. btvs largely a bloodless, goreless universe where the body is necessary in it’s Function but little else and Need is something it’s heroes overcome as the ultimate test of goodness. even the kills turn to dust and dissipate in front of our eyes with no cleanup necessary…. then there’s there’s spike whose face hollows out as he starves, whose skin smokes and catches fire as he moves about, who can’t stop reaching out to stroke and touch, who dreams (in exaltation) of being penetrated (to death lol), who leaves bruises like kisses and revels in scratches, who lived 100 years with someone who regarded torture as affection, who swallowed his own soul like a burning coal and tried to tear it out…. the signature buffy shame catching up to him only when he attains the thing that makes you human in the buffyverse…. anyways we love you viscera and tactile experiences and the danger of Feeling ❤️❤️❤️❤️
s6 buffyspike is like what if you kept a mongoose in your house to kill the snakes trying to get in and then one day you found out the mongoose was having sex with one of the snakes it was supposed to be killing…………
you take the mongoose aside and you’re like hey what the fuck, this isn’t what i pay you to do. and the mongoose is like you don’t actually pay me. and you’re like well no but your purpose in life is killing snakes. it’s what you were put on this earth to do. and the mongoose is like can’t i do something else though. and you’re like no, go back to killing snakes for me
a tender tumblr-only comic 💧
buffy: had a hard day, is pissed off and walks by a pet store, decides spike needs to be punished because its his fault she had a bad day and she wants to go to him
buffy: if you wanna have sex with me youre gonna have to wear this.
spike, who just got so horny he almost blacked out after he saw the dog collar buffys holding: c-can you put it on me i cant feel my hands