[SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PEER REVIEW]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

Seems likes this "Bad Luck Brian" fellow just can't catch a break!

this post would have done numbers at basically any point in this website's history

Lesbian fujoshi is a position not unlike a cultural attaché and should be considered a protected class

[guy whose heart is an autoclave voice] yeah man lately ive just been feeling like this great unstable mass of blood and foam yknow

Not only did I miraculously survive the first assassination you all know about, I also survived the assassination attempt on that other impostor too

The plot thickens

this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.

this is how I would be commenting everywhere if I was a 37yo bald man

this is how I would be commenting everywhere if I was a 37yo bald man

the saucy minx

I draw porn but not any of that sick nasty perverted sicko misogynist fetish porn made by and for disgusting sicknasty pervert men my porn is so cute and wholesome and feminist and queer and liberated trust me it's not even porn it's erotica my erotica is a pure honest true expression of human passions and emotions and the pure chaste passions of feminist lesbian wombyns trust me you'll love it it's so liberating see for yourself *hands you a drawing of Snufkin sucking his own penis*

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system

[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated

i don't really get why it matters if he's circumcized or not

im sorry mr elvis but this just isn't true. you stole music from black culture and died on a white toilet

Woah mama my time lost in the desert made me become a better man

same sex marriage? actually we're having all kinds of different sex

snoopy of the day