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Only Nonsense Allowed

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the mean lesbian they warned you about (ze/zir) I follow from @khaoticdyke | transphobes will be blocked

if Elphaba turned into a worm Glinda would be like eww eww ew but would commission a fancy enclosure and get premium lettuce and talk to her sometimes in the solitude of night in her frilly nightgowns like oh Elphie I do hope you’re comfortable even with all this odd business we find ourselves in You were always the bravest of us… but if Glinda turned into a worm Elphaba would just put her in a plain jar with a stick and would be like I don’t hold high regard for the worm it’s only a worm now but she would plant bushes to cut leaves from in her backyard garden every morning to put in worm glinda’s jar and if she saw children playing in her bushes she would yell at them and then go back to her room and post on r/childfree about it. even though she has a son

I do not think there will be gelphie in part 2 I think they’ll be like we fought over a man but our platonic friendship and sisterhood with each other is more important to us than that! and cast interviews will be of this sentiment and then there will be articles that are like The feminism of wicked part 2 and then Ariana grande will share an instagram post that’s like What does she see in that pile of straw anyway…

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The Goodness of Glinda Upland, part 14

Famously private, the early years of Lady Glinda Upland’s life and career are shrouded in rumor and speculation, innuendo and outuendo. She has notably refused to speak about her connection to the Wicked Witch of the West. Nor is a directionless journalist, struggling to reconcile her unknown past with her ambitions as a writer. On the eve of Lady Glinda’s retirement, Nor receives an invitation summoning her to Pertha Hills, the seat of the Upland Arduenna family. To hear the entire story. To know the whole truth. – Canon Divergence AU. Inspired by The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo.
  • Elphaba Thropp/Galinda Upland. Other Tags: Galinda Upland & Fiyero Tigelaar, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Who Lives Who Dies Who Tells Your Story, Slow Burn, Pining, Tragic Romance, Eventual Mild Sexual Content
  • Rating: M
  • Chapters 1-14 now up (72k words)
  • Thank you to @galindatopland, @hotaruyy, @wickedisback and @stephgingrich for support with writing this chapter, and always @gayverlyearp for reading and feedbacking every single draft!

Crop the boq shorts higher Nessarose Thropp

Come on madam Governor don’t be a coward. Up to his thighs girl

Obsessed with how this reads like something taken directly from Ozian social media. I imagine this is how the Munchkins are coping.

Perhaps we’d like our governor a little more if she let her boyfriend servant thing show a little thigh

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nonsensicalghosts

“denied the catharsis of punishment” is an underappreciated but hugely effective narrative consequence imo 

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