rabiosexual hate blog

Me when I fucking get you

Holy shit… please…take this quiz…

My mom is a pharmacist and got 16 out of 30. SHE’S SO MAD.

HAH! I got 18. Barely. But I think one I got wrong by accident (like the screen was still loading when I pressed the answer but still, 18 isn’t bad?)

Here’s an updated link:

They Rolls up into a Ball…

You're not being "poisoned" by signals or 5G or microwaves or what have you. Unless you work in very specific jobs, the only electromagnetic waves you need to worry about are UV rays from the sun.

Your co-worker specifically has a lot more than UV rays to worry about it.

Many such cases I’m afraid

This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?

this was ignorant of me to post. of course its the muskox

and here comes my favorite boy…

okay. some of you must surely be getting tired of seeing me say this but i literally cannot help myself- THAT IS AN ICE AGE GOAT. THAT CAN GET TO BE 800lbs BIG.

we called them musk-ox because we thought they must be some kind of cow thing, but they are actually a goat thing; this is to a normal wild goat what a woolly mammoth is to a normal elephant, only these things survived.

and i absolutely cannot help myself because of the tizzy my brain goes into over the twin facts of

1: ice-age megafauna that is still alive! and

2: EIGHT HUNDRED POUND GOAT

you can see the goatishness a little more in their babies

i just, i am crazy over the fact that these guys are still alive on our planet

So we all mocked the Minecraft movie and agreed to not give it money...only for y'all to immediately go see it?

It's lazy. It's ugly. They're banking on it being a huge money maker. They totally whitewashed Steve. Afaik there's a boycott on Microsoft rn (the company that Owns Minecraft). It has colonist undertones. Don't go see this pile of garbage. Yes even if they paid off your fave streamer to advertise it

I’m still not gonna go see it. I never really wanted to, everyone is telling me that “it’s funny because it’s bad”. Why are you giving your money to the company?? Rewarding them for making bad movies????

This is the Sodium Chloride Jimmy Neutron meme but real.

I had to look up what that word means because I had no idea what he was talking about.

It means 'relating to skin'.

So "cutaneous and genetic novelty" is just a needlessly obtuse way of saying that Kamala Harris is a woman of color.

Also I'd like to point out that his tweet is a single massive run-on sentence.

Russell Brand has recently been charged with sexual assault on 4 different women so I'd like to remind you all that he's not just a piece of shit, but a dumb piece of shit.

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living