funniest reply to being asked why you made someone fight their boss to the death thirty seconds ago

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

Naner video

I showed them what u said and they shed a single tear each

google show me this guy wet and whimpering

Our Steam Page is live!

The Steam Page for our angelic brain-shuffling Roguelike RPG is now live! To celebrate, we're holding an AMA on our Public Discord as well as on Bluesky - hope to see you all there :] Wishlist the game here:

Hi all at Kobold Factory, this is the game I’ve been working on for the past few months and the work the team has been putting in to get it here is absolutely phenomenal. It’s a brilliantly gorgeous and witty game and you should wishlist it! Wishlist it now!!!!

Keep a close eye on it and share it around too! The success of indies lies within your hands!

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

Everyone wants the mistique of fatness or use the language of fatness to denote hotness without actually being fat or acknowledging that fat people or fatness can just be hot.

i wanna be like professor layton because the dude just gets to fuck right off whenever he pleases. like he gets back from some lengthy adventure where like 3 people almost get killed and the dean is like “professor layton please do your job you’re supposed to be teaching a class this semester” and layton is just like “goodness me! this letter is a cipher!” and just drives off in his shitty car

hold up wait wym diabolical box takes place right after curious village that doesn't seem right

This article about LMJ back then when it was still called Lady Layton listed the time between all 6 main games and says "several days later" in between CV and PB, whereas it says "several months later" from PB to LF :D

Imagine leaving an imperialist military alliance you created because you're being told you can't spread your rancid fascist propaganda on your stupid social media app

The thought of a child accidentally seeing something of a gruesome nature through a phone screen alone is upsetting. The thought of a child witnessing something of that sort, even for a singular moment, is horrifying.

The knowledge that Gazan children have been endlessly living through unspeakable trauma for over 400 days now, waking up to it, falling asleep to it, experiencing it through themselves and through their loved ones is bleak beyond words. Nothing else seems to matter anymore beyond that.

Today I'm thinking of my friend Nader @abdelsalam1990 who is only 17. On the precipice of adulthood. One of many of an entire generation of Gazans who are growing up through this genocide. When he should be discovering more of the world and himself, pursuing his passions, studying new things, making memories, he is instead restlessly appealing to strangers on the internet for his family's sake because their lives depend on it.

Read his story, pass it on, and if you have anything at all to spare, please don't hesitate for a moment.

Tagging for reach:

deeply satisfying to know Mario has suffered a setback, no matter how small. Fuck jumping and fuck mario