Would you prefer someone straight up lie to you about the events of FT or someone tell you only the unhinged bits out of context? (Or both and you have to guess)
I think the unhinged bits out of context would be best, I'd prefer to come to the wrong conclusions through not knowing certain things rather than knowing things that are incorrect.
So please, give me your unhinged out of context moments.
(this would be different to how i learnt before, which was mostly through things with sting and rogue involved from @lilacharbour's teachings)
I'll put the arcs in colors blocks so you know that there is context.
Lucy nearly gets trafficked and Natsu doesn't really care. He's just mad the guy trafficking her is slandering FT.
Gray asks to borrow Lucy's underwear (bc naked).
Lucy simps for Erza and Mirajane. Like, she's down bad in the first couple arcs.
Natsu has a good knowledge of physics.
Lucy has a tickle-fight with a rat and wins.
Natsu turns an island into a gigantic donut mold and proceeds to never once make donuts at any point in the series.
Erza hunts the other 4 (Lucy, Natsu, Gray and Happy) down like it's some kind of horror movie and has to be begged to save a bunch of innocent people.
Ultear spends an arc dressed up as an old man.
People at the guild talk shit behind Lucy's back in the anime (not sure it happens in the manga) and then are nice to her to her face.
Gajeel crucifies Levy and her friends. They are the only one of the big 4 to be canon by the end of the series.
Natsu gets stuck in a Cat Helmet and for some reason this makes him act like a catboy.
Natsu gets eaten by an owl.
Natsu and Gajeel get caught in an old man trap made to trap old men. All Gajeel can really do about it is act surprised when Lucy is actually able to throw hands.
Evergreen tries and fails to dom Erza. Get utterly wrecked.
Laxus thinks murder (not aimed at his father) is an adequate solution for daddy issues
Wendy gets hit on by a 16 year old and two grown men. Those grown men are the good guys. Carla's only problem with this is them being desperate. She's the only one who cares.
Natsu screams at Cobra until he beats him up. (because mind hearing)
Wendy is expected to basically bring Jellal back from the dead.
Ichiya is creepy to Erza. Gets yeeted. This occurs anytime they are in the same building.
Wendy has a fixation on breasts.
Carla tries to get Wendy, Natsu and Gajeel killed.
Lucy becomes FT's strongest wizard for like, 2 days.
The King of another dimension thinks murdering thousands of people is preferable to shutting down his magic amusement park.
Ultear is lowkey down bad for Zeref.
Wendy is left alone with a strange adult who shows attraction towards her. This man is one of the good guys.
Freed pretends to be straight to let Cana+Lucy win a fight. He is very bad at it but they win.
Gray tries to sabotage Wendy by grossing her out by eating sour plums. This works.
Acnologia explodes tenrou island. Except he's a such a boyfailure that it fails. And because Mavis is a girlboss who uses power of friendship.
Ultear is over Zeref.
Grown man from Tenrou still into Wendy even though she's still 12 and 7 years have passed for him since Tenrou and he has a situationship with an actual adult.
Ultear tortures the MCs. This is technically to make them stronger. But she's enjoying it way too much.
Sting and Rogue murder (?) a bunch of people while Sting yaps about Natsu while Rogue pretends not to give a shit (he's very bad at it)
Juvia imagines Gray and Lucy bonding over both losing. (bonding meaning hooking up)
Cana flexes on the competition and is very cool.
Cana loses a drinking contest.
Future Rogue says "I am Rogue" as if anyone would ever think otherwise. He contracted Levia's stupid through the dragon supremacy magic.
Levia thinks Rogue is easily kidnappable and honestly that's probably on Future Rogue for not correcting him.
Rogue yells at people for a whole day. He gets hit on by Ichiya.
Lucy summons god for the second time.
Cana turns the guild into cards.
Zeref shows up to murder the big bad in front of Gray, Natsu, Sting and Rogue. I don't believe this is ever mentioned again.
Wendy becomes a pop star
Natsu and Wendy both fight god and win (different gods)
Some of these make me worry about you guys, are you alright? do you guys need to have 2 hour long history lessons after each episode to undo the fanservice? Also the most shocking of all is future rogue making a reference to the minecraft movie (since from a future where it was prob already out).
Also im pretty sure the god lucy summons is voiced by johnny guilty gears jp va. maybe im thinking of a different summoned god tho.
OH OH, JOHNNY TURNS PEOPLE INTO CARDS TOO (sorta)
I realise now this would all be a lot funnier if i knew the characters better but still, it was a good laugh
I do feel like Johnny guilty gear and Cana would get along
