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@lilmissnatcat24 / lilmissnatcat24.tumblr.com

woke up feeling dangerous. natcat. she/her, 26
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lilmissnatcat24's FIC MASTERPOST!!!!

I write a lot! Too much for one post! Here's a little taste of the top tracks, quite literally all smutty Shakarian (some with more angst than others, of course).

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Series: Out of Eden

Shakarian detective AU, the events of the Mass Effect trilogy if Shepard was not on Eden Prime.

Turn Left (completed)

The events of Mass Effect 1, 250k words

Electric Sheep (ongoing)

The events of Mass Effect 2.

Long Fics

The Machiavelli Project (completed)

After the events of the Arrival DLC, before ME3. Shepard responds to an SOS signal from a mine on an asteroid, and discovers a crooked corporation that must be stopped. 121k words

bound (ongoing, updates irregularly)

Regency au fic, fake marriage, every delicious morsel of the hand flexing scene from pride and prejudice (2005).

One-shots (they're all smutty)

Commander Shepard, Garrus Vakarian, and the Pussy Pounder Ribbed Dildo (For Her Pleasure) 3000

Garrus finds out Shepard buys a turian dildo by accident, and insists he has to be there when she breaks it in. 8k words

when we fuck the heels stay ON

Turians evidently think that humans in heels are really hot. Garrus thinks Shepard is really hot. Smut and naughtiness ensues. 3k words.

dangerous waters

Accidental communal bathing turns into an anatomy lesson, which turns into something much spicier. 7k words

casual (really, honestly, truly casual)

Friends to lovers have the most casual sex of all time, with absolutely no feelings or pining or declarations of love whatsoever. 10k words

Short Stories (equally as smutty)

Control

(Shrios) Assassin AU. While stealing targets from each other, Shepard and Thane blur the lines between rivals and lovers. 12k words.

#ao3 fanfic#mass effect fanfiction#shakarian#shepard x garrus#fanfic masterpost#lilmissnatcat24#shrios#shepard x thane
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someone who's good at drawing please do garrus in sheppy's cabin in me2 but instead of a bottle of wine he has a room temperature bag of franzia with a slap indent

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"heyyyy, i brought wine"

*slaps*

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someone who's good at drawing please do garrus in sheppy's cabin in me2 but instead of a bottle of wine he has a room temperature bag of franzia with a slap indent

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Reblogged milkywayes
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Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

#everyone who has ever commented on one of my fics gets a kiss on the lips by me
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Reblogged luciferbacon
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me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

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assssziraphale

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

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me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

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Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time:

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I’m glad to see we’re all living the exact same life

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All I'm gonna say is that yall don't know the characters I don't really like/care for because I have decorum and know not to make hate posts about them isn't that a wild concept

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