Currently playing DnD

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

Put this out about Luigi Mangione.

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

Just got hit with Free Will ™️

uh ohhh is someone getting addicted to summoning the dragon

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity

He’s really trying to be nice

“We made a device that can collapse reality”

“Ah, well, how nice of you”

This might be a very controversial take but Sybil being fat with no hair and Adora being weird about golems and Granny being old and a virgin and Magrat being ugly and Agnes being fat and Nanny being Nanny and Cheery existing does more for feminism than 90% of intentionally "feminist" media produced in the past 5-10 years actually

lol

the whole Terry Pratchett vs Adaptations section of the book is brilliant, but nothing stands out as the whole ordeal between Terry, Tiffany Aching, and, I kid you not, Sam Raimi.

I cannot emphasize the psyche damage I took from that last sentence, I was completely unprepared:

he wasn't pleased with the script at all:

and you know shit just got real:

and its inevitable end:

all this put into perspective, however, an earlier quote in the chapter:

epic cast is feeding us with these interactions

I’m going to hide some ducks today.

I’m not sure how many I’ll actually hide, but I’ll have to leave one with the Terry Pratchett books when I go to the library.

If someone sees me it’d probably be one of the two people I’m going with, so they’d know me well enough to know that they could either ask again or decide it’s easier to leave it at that rather than try to understand my answer.

You bought a cheap mirror from an antique store, not knowing it was enchanted. The mirror shows the reflection of the viewer 60 years in the future. You didn't realize it was magical because your reflection is... exactly the same.

one day you look in the mirror, and find that sometime in the next 60 years, your immortal self gets a really cool hat.