the united states of america has declared war on affordable goods

Luigi Mangione could be getting the death penalty…

This man is innocent, his appearance and build doesn’t match that of the killers, the only “motive” he had was a convenient written confession showing that he supposedly viewed healthcare companies as “parasitic” and too expensive (which does somewhat contradict the actual killers actions) he had said note and the murder weapon conveniently on him while living his ordinary life, the killer held the gun in his right hand while Luigi is left-handed, Luigi and the Killer were potentially seen simultaneously, they wore slightly different coats.

The NYPD KNOW these are different people, they know the evidence is lacking, this isn’t a mistaken identity, it’s framing, they are trying to make themself appear to still be control by catching this man, humiliating him, killing him, when they know full well that the person they are prosecuting ISNT EVEN THE RIGHT GUY! This is an injustice! This is not a fair trial! This is downright tyranny!

They confiscated his bag at the mcdonald's, took it out of everyone's sight, unpacked it and repacked it, and THEN took it down to the station and wow there was a manifesto in there that he was just carrying around in daily life for some reason

Definitely the sort of thing that the Bag Of Monopoly Money Guy would be carrying to McDonald's

when i see an abandoned bike locked to a rack with its wheels stolen my immediate mental image is always a shackled skeleton in a dungeon

i go to university in california. it's like dark souls

You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!! Holyshit bro... these motherfuckers are too comfortable with price increases...

ppl are like "the price of games makes sense if you consider how much time and work goes in to them" and i am here to tell you that just like animation, tv, comics, music, every other kind of media, the price tag does not reflect the artist's paycheck. the only wallets getting fatter are at the top, and they are fatter now than they've ever been. support indie and learn to steal or go without

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

Me: "Welcome home, honey! Hope you had a good day!"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I wonder what's for DINNER?"

Me: "I was hoping we could go grab a bite. Maybe Italian?"

My robotgirl girlfriend who communicates in classic YTP soundbites: "I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI"

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

lets go team hey wait what was that last one

he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

Just to confirm for people, they did kiss.

See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️✨

Today was the perfect day to post lots of Trixie~

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!!!

caught up on bobs burgers and i miss my family

This is making me emotional

Never coming out to my mom as aroace but telling her I don't like cake is just about the same experience

"but everyone likes cake"

I don't

"you've had cake before"

Didn't like it

"but there's that one cake you like"

It's just the one cake I'm willing to eat if I have to eat cake but I could do without it

"how can you not like cake"

Hate the textures and the taste is overwhelming. I like other sweets but not cake

"but cake is so good"

I still don't like it

"you haven't tried every type of cake"

I don't want to because I don't like the concept

Anyways my best friend once brought up ice cream cake when I said I don't like cake and my response to that is

That's not cake, that's ice cream. It's cake shaped ice cream. It looks like a cake but it's ice cream. I guess that's what our relationship is. Ice cream that looks like cake and everyone says there's cake but you and I both know there is no fucking cake it's a goddamn ice cream served in some fancy unconventional manner it's ice cream and anyone who tries to tell me that it's cake is a dumbass

Anyways I told my mom I don't want cake for my next birthday

That part is unrelated to my sexual orientation

Me: “The food webs we try to teach children and the public are too simple to get the point across. Why do they never bother to show the more intricate relationships between specific species? It can’t be that hard to represent with basic teaching tools... I’ll make the thing!”

The thing:

Me: “....I get it now.”

I have now had several teachers ask me if they can use this image in a class presentation. 

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

i like Ma & Pa Kent a lot bcos like, their whole thing is that they’re the normalest, nicest human parents in existence, but also, they are the people who found a baby inside a crashed spaceship and just took him home and told no-one.

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