guy at the airport security called me "lady in the hat"

I wasn't even tryna pass

I'm not even trans

what is going on

update:

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT ABOUT MYSELF

it is very fun for me to hear about how much you don't want to be fat and would never wanna look like me. also thank you for telling that girl who wanted to gain weight not to i am sure she feels so safe talking to you.

this is so real, i've experienced the second half of this a lot. it doesn't even have to be a hard "don't do that," any discouragement feels awful. if i tell someone i want to gain weight and they immediately tell me they want to lose weight... i just don't trust talking to them about it anymore

adding this because it is relevant

it is very fun for me to hear about how much you don't want to be fat and would never wanna look like me. also thank you for telling that girl who wanted to gain weight not to i am sure she feels so safe talking to you.

this is so real, i've experienced the second half of this a lot. it doesn't even have to be a hard "don't do that," any discouragement feels awful. if i tell someone i want to gain weight and they immediately tell me they want to lose weight... i just don't trust talking to them about it anymore

adding this because it is relevant

it is very fun for me to hear about how much you don't want to be fat and would never wanna look like me. also thank you for telling that girl who wanted to gain weight not to i am sure she feels so safe talking to you.

this is so real, i've experienced the second half of this a lot. it doesn't even have to be a hard "don't do that," any discouragement feels awful. if i tell someone i want to gain weight and they immediately tell me they want to lose weight... i just don't trust talking to them about it anymore

adding this because it is relevant

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON

“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

you mean i could make less at school than at mcdonalds while working 60+ hours a werk and being expected to take a bullet any minute and contracting every disease ever and still not be able to cover my bills june-september while parents and politicians blame me for why their kids are gay

kitty need blunt NOW

me

#whack-a-hole

I love then the wheelbarrow fucks off

Jerboa from Old School RuneScape

I looooove the shit that's like

"You have the power to possess me and take over my body but you don't because you respect me"

because it can lead to

"I'll let you possess me and take over my body when necessary because I trust you"

and then it can lead to "I actively want you to possess me and take over my body because it's fun and I trust you"

I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast

(x)

The before and after deserved a side by side!

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

the internet is like real world, some places are lifeless hells filled with advertising(american strip mall towns and suburbs) some places are graveyards, some places are lovely bars, some places are arenas full of cheering fans, some places are transit, some parts of the internet are private libraries, some places are full of con artists trying to swindle you, some places are game shops where you can play games with nice strangers

where's the my puter contains multitudes and is neother good or evil meme

you're right about one thing, all the dead places are the ones america has touched