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Tits. But On A Lizard.

@lizardtitties / lizardtitties.tumblr.com

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The big goodbye

Well, I haven’t been on this thing since last year so here’s so updates:

  • I got married again, for reals this time with a dress and everything at Gretna Green last August
  • I went to language school in Lviv this summer to learn Ukrainian
  • I’m going to TEFL school in Prague in February
  • I write fanfiction now

So, basically, I stopped posting because I just sort of stopped caring. Tumblr is an outrage factory and as much as I love a lot of you and find your opinions insightful, and as much as some of you have shaped my own beliefs, I just can’t be involved in this bollocks anymore. Eurovision killed it for me to be honest. A fat Israeli beatboxing with Asian inspired staging was pretty much guaranteed to turn into a discourse festival and I realised I didn’t really wanna have any part of that shit anymore. 

You all have been lovely, and some of you in particular have been a huge influence on my post-SJ politics, but it’s time for me to leave this particular end of tumblr.

Ima leave this thing up here so as to preserve the name because nobody else deserves “Lizardtitties” as a URL, and as a general archive of the last 8 years or however long I’ve been using this thing.

I now exist over at @thegreenmeridian, but my posting is pretty much limited to fandom shenanigans. You are however welcome to come see what I’m up to.

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The big goodbye

Well, I haven’t been on this thing since last year so here’s so updates:

  • I got married again, for reals this time with a dress and everything at Gretna Green last August
  • I went to language school in Lviv this summer to learn Ukrainian
  • I’m going to TEFL school in Prague in February
  • I write fanfiction now

So, basically, I stopped posting because I just sort of stopped caring. Tumblr is an outrage factory and as much as I love a lot of you and find your opinions insightful, and as much as some of you have shaped my own beliefs, I just can’t be involved in this bollocks anymore. Eurovision killed it for me to be honest. A fat Israeli beatboxing with Asian inspired staging was pretty much guaranteed to turn into a discourse festival and I realised I didn’t really wanna have any part of that shit anymore. 

You all have been lovely, and some of you in particular have been a huge influence on my post-SJ politics, but it’s time for me to leave this particular end of tumblr.

Ima leave this thing up here so as to preserve the name because nobody else deserves “Lizardtitties” as a URL, and as a general archive of the last 8 years or however long I’ve been using this thing.

I now exist over at @thegreenmeridian, but my posting is pretty much limited to fandom shenanigans. You are however welcome to come see what I’m up to.

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The big goodbye

Well, I haven’t been on this thing since last year so here’s so updates:

  • I got married again, for reals this time with a dress and everything at Gretna Green last August
  • I went to language school in Lviv this summer to learn Ukrainian
  • I’m going to TEFL school in Prague in February
  • I write fanfiction now

So, basically, I stopped posting because I just sort of stopped caring. Tumblr is an outrage factory and as much as I love a lot of you and find your opinions insightful, and as much as some of you have shaped my own beliefs, I just can’t be involved in this bollocks anymore. Eurovision killed it for me to be honest. A fat Israeli beatboxing with Asian inspired staging was pretty much guaranteed to turn into a discourse festival and I realised I didn’t really wanna have any part of that shit anymore. 

You all have been lovely, and some of you in particular have been a huge influence on my post-SJ politics, but it’s time for me to leave this particular end of tumblr.

Ima leave this thing up here so as to preserve the name because nobody else deserves “Lizardtitties” as a URL, and as a general archive of the last 8 years or however long I’ve been using this thing.

I now exist over at @thegreenmeridian, but my posting is pretty much limited to fandom shenanigans. You are however welcome to come see what I’m up to.

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The big goodbye

Well, I haven’t been on this thing since last year so here’s so updates:

  • I got married again, for reals this time with a dress and everything at Gretna Green last August
  • I went to language school in Lviv this summer to learn Ukrainian
  • I’m going to TEFL school in Prague in February
  • I write fanfiction now

So, basically, I stopped posting because I just sort of stopped caring. Tumblr is an outrage factory and as much as I love a lot of you and find your opinions insightful, and as much as some of you have shaped my own beliefs, I just can’t be involved in this bollocks anymore. Eurovision killed it for me to be honest. A fat Israeli beatboxing with Asian inspired staging was pretty much guaranteed to turn into a discourse festival and I realised I didn’t really wanna have any part of that shit anymore. 

You all have been lovely, and some of you in particular have been a huge influence on my post-SJ politics, but it’s time for me to leave this particular end of tumblr.

Ima leave this thing up here so as to preserve the name because nobody else deserves “Lizardtitties” as a URL, and as a general archive of the last 8 years or however long I’ve been using this thing.

I now exist over at @thegreenmeridian, but my posting is pretty much limited to fandom shenanigans. You are however welcome to come see what I’m up to.

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Reblogged

The big goodbye

Well, I haven’t been on this thing since last year so here’s so updates:

  • I got married again, for reals this time with a dress and everything at Gretna Green last August
  • I went to language school in Lviv this summer to learn Ukrainian
  • I’m going to TEFL school in Prague in February
  • I write fanfiction now

So, basically, I stopped posting because I just sort of stopped caring. Tumblr is an outrage factory and as much as I love a lot of you and find your opinions insightful, and as much as some of you have shaped my own beliefs, I just can’t be involved in this bollocks anymore. Eurovision killed it for me to be honest. A fat Israeli beatboxing with Asian inspired staging was pretty much guaranteed to turn into a discourse festival and I realised I didn’t really wanna have any part of that shit anymore. 

You all have been lovely, and some of you in particular have been a huge influence on my post-SJ politics, but it’s time for me to leave this particular end of tumblr.

Ima leave this thing up here so as to preserve the name because nobody else deserves “Lizardtitties” as a URL, and as a general archive of the last 8 years or however long I’ve been using this thing.

I now exist over at @thegreenmeridian, but my posting is pretty much limited to fandom shenanigans. You are however welcome to come see what I’m up to.

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Reblogged

The big goodbye

Well, I haven’t been on this thing since last year so here’s so updates:

  • I got married again, for reals this time with a dress and everything at Gretna Green last August
  • I went to language school in Lviv this summer to learn Ukrainian
  • I’m going to TEFL school in Prague in February
  • I write fanfiction now

So, basically, I stopped posting because I just sort of stopped caring. Tumblr is an outrage factory and as much as I love a lot of you and find your opinions insightful, and as much as some of you have shaped my own beliefs, I just can’t be involved in this bollocks anymore. Eurovision killed it for me to be honest. A fat Israeli beatboxing with Asian inspired staging was pretty much guaranteed to turn into a discourse festival and I realised I didn’t really wanna have any part of that shit anymore. 

You all have been lovely, and some of you in particular have been a huge influence on my post-SJ politics, but it’s time for me to leave this particular end of tumblr.

Ima leave this thing up here so as to preserve the name because nobody else deserves “Lizardtitties” as a URL, and as a general archive of the last 8 years or however long I’ve been using this thing.

I now exist over at @thegreenmeridian, but my posting is pretty much limited to fandom shenanigans. You are however welcome to come see what I’m up to.

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Reblogged

The big goodbye

Well, I haven’t been on this thing since last year so here’s so updates:

  • I got married again, for reals this time with a dress and everything at Gretna Green last August
  • I went to language school in Lviv this summer to learn Ukrainian
  • I’m going to TEFL school in Prague in February
  • I write fanfiction now

So, basically, I stopped posting because I just sort of stopped caring. Tumblr is an outrage factory and as much as I love a lot of you and find your opinions insightful, and as much as some of you have shaped my own beliefs, I just can’t be involved in this bollocks anymore. Eurovision killed it for me to be honest. A fat Israeli beatboxing with Asian inspired staging was pretty much guaranteed to turn into a discourse festival and I realised I didn’t really wanna have any part of that shit anymore. 

You all have been lovely, and some of you in particular have been a huge influence on my post-SJ politics, but it’s time for me to leave this particular end of tumblr.

Ima leave this thing up here so as to preserve the name because nobody else deserves “Lizardtitties” as a URL, and as a general archive of the last 8 years or however long I’ve been using this thing.

I now exist over at @thegreenmeridian, but my posting is pretty much limited to fandom shenanigans. You are however welcome to come see what I’m up to.

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Reblogged

The big goodbye

Well, I haven’t been on this thing since last year so here’s so updates:

  • I got married again, for reals this time with a dress and everything at Gretna Green last August
  • I went to language school in Lviv this summer to learn Ukrainian
  • I’m going to TEFL school in Prague in February
  • I write fanfiction now

So, basically, I stopped posting because I just sort of stopped caring. Tumblr is an outrage factory and as much as I love a lot of you and find your opinions insightful, and as much as some of you have shaped my own beliefs, I just can’t be involved in this bollocks anymore. Eurovision killed it for me to be honest. A fat Israeli beatboxing with Asian inspired staging was pretty much guaranteed to turn into a discourse festival and I realised I didn’t really wanna have any part of that shit anymore. 

You all have been lovely, and some of you in particular have been a huge influence on my post-SJ politics, but it’s time for me to leave this particular end of tumblr.

Ima leave this thing up here so as to preserve the name because nobody else deserves “Lizardtitties” as a URL, and as a general archive of the last 8 years or however long I’ve been using this thing.

I now exist over at @thegreenmeridian, but my posting is pretty much limited to fandom shenanigans. You are however welcome to come see what I’m up to.

The big goodbye

Well, I haven’t been on this thing since last year so here’s so updates:

  • I got married again, for reals this time with a dress and everything at Gretna Green last August
  • I went to language school in Lviv this summer to learn Ukrainian
  • I’m going to TEFL school in Prague in February
  • I write fanfiction now

So, basically, I stopped posting because I just sort of stopped caring. Tumblr is an outrage factory and as much as I love a lot of you and find your opinions insightful, and as much as some of you have shaped my own beliefs, I just can’t be involved in this bollocks anymore. Eurovision killed it for me to be honest. A fat Israeli beatboxing with Asian inspired staging was pretty much guaranteed to turn into a discourse festival and I realised I didn’t really wanna have any part of that shit anymore. 

You all have been lovely, and some of you in particular have been a huge influence on my post-SJ politics, but it’s time for me to leave this particular end of tumblr.

Ima leave this thing up here so as to preserve the name because nobody else deserves “Lizardtitties” as a URL, and as a general archive of the last 8 years or however long I’ve been using this thing.

I now exist over at @thegreenmeridian, but my posting is pretty much limited to fandom shenanigans. You are however welcome to come see what I’m up to.

A Hakka walled village is a large multi-family communal living structure that is designed to be easily defensible. This building style is unique to the Hakka people found in southern China. 

 The Hakkas who settled in mountainous south western Fujian province in China developed unique architectural buildings called tu lou, literally meaning earthen structures. The Hakkas set up these unique homes to prevent attack from bandits and marauders. The tu lou 土楼; are either round or square, and were designed as a large fortress and apartment building in one. Structures typically had only one entranceway and no windows at ground level. Each floor served a different function - the first hosts a well and livestock, the second is for food storage and the third and higher floors contain living spaces. Tu lou can be found mostly in south western Fujian and southern Jiangxi provinces. Tulou buildings have been inscribed in 2008 by UNESCO as a World Heritage Site. 

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CONSPIRACY #64

Sunscreen gives you cancer but they blame it on the sun so they can sell you more sunscreen and the government can make money off of expensive cancer treatments.

I knew a guy at the pub that genuinely believed this. He also thought that all space travel is fake because “you can’t burn fuel in space”, and showing him the simple diagram of a rocket engine in my old GCSE science textbook did nothing to change his mind.

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Go chase waterfalls! Some parts of Iceland are loaded with waterfalls. Not so much in the Westfjords. But it makes up for the quantity with quality. #dynjandi #iceland #westfjords - Dear friends visiting my little island. Do not buy bottled water please. It’s a scheme made to get money off tourists with a side-effect of a lot of plastic waste. We pride ourselves of our tap water. (at Dynjandi)

1) We used to live about an hour away from this waterfall, it’s gloriously loud (especially this time of year)

2) Seriously, don’t bother with the bottled water. Tap water is beyond fine. Fuck, even lake and river water is good. If the smell of water in the more geothermal areas of the country like Reykjavik bothers you, just fill some glass bottles and put em in a fridge for a bit.

Just drove past some graffiti that said “butter is a milkshake” and honestly, I cant argue with that, but I want to meet the guy who felt strongly enough about it to put on a street sign

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I have a slightly strange question: does anyone know of an online shop that sells unusual/interesting/perhaps themed bedsheets that aren’t horrifically expensive, and ships to/from Europe? bc i keep asking google for beautiful sheets and it keeps directing me to sites Hannibal Lecter would buy from, all thread count in billions and like, 10k per sheet, basically. I just want some interesting bedding for under 100 euros, help me out here?

They don’t deliver stuff like sheets (at least not in the UK or Iceland) but Ikea normally has reasonably priced and interesting soft furnishings and sheets and shit, if there’s one near you at all.

Cedar Waxwings by jocelynefeizo1 http://ift.tt/1RM3Kk0

#do cedar waxwings ever eat anything besides photogenic red berries#do cedar waxwings ever do anything besides eating photogenic red berries#is there any way this child can get its parent to stop feeding it photogenic red berries

watch how many berries I can cram into this other bird

I am wheezing with laughter at those tags holy moly

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