bog spirit butch

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"

let's hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

DS9 as a show dares to ask the important questions, like for example “would Star Trek still be good if it was set at the food court at the mall??” and the answer to that is “yes, and actually it will somehow be better”

being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

my hobbies are Colours and Shapes but, like, in a mature, sophisticated adult way

Eric Ravilious

my dash did a thing

they're on a video conference

not having the courtesy to send rejection letters should count against your reputation as a company and i’m so serious about that

it’s the rock-bottom bare minimum. “you didn’t get the job, sorry, don’t expect any more correspondence from us.” jobhunting is already so user-hostile and companies are getting way too comfortable showing that they don’t give a fuck

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

When her strap game is so good she gets you lizard pregnant

My proposed bumper sticker design in honor of Threshold Day