cant believe they left out these sfx
I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!
Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
Its an.... Unconventional approach but i guess I'll give it a try
cum on this computer or i'll crush you with my giant hands boy
Comedy
Tragedy
Boys on dating apps who live 15,229 km away: Hello! I am the most beautiful man you have ever seen. I have the same interests as you and I am wonderfully communicative. I wish we were closer together so we could meet. But alas, I cannot leave my country because I am doing a PhD in the most interesting topic you've ever heard of.
Boys on dating apps who live 83 metres away: wanna do meth and suvk my cock? no? hello. hey. hi. hi. whats up. hwy. hi. hi. hey. hello