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here’s how loki can still win

@lokilesbian / lokilesbian.tumblr.com

I don’t care if loki murdered his entire family, he’s like a son to me
th*rkis don’t interact
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does anyone have the dj loki post i need it to explain my costume

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Reblogged eggxecute
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how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

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jandicebarov

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

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Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

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someunprofessionalblogger

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

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Lost in the sauce

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this post is a disaster

#jesus christ i forgot about this
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Anonymous asked:

i’m telling you abt a loki dream i had last night bc it’s haunting me. i was a shield agent going to case loki’s house bc he put thor in an eternal suffering pit (like, a corn silo) (for like, two days) and when i get there the house is in shambles, there’s frosting on the walls + half full shots of tequila. who drinks half shots multiple times. so i drink the rest right and once i finish loki shows up. just, luxuriates in the doorway trying to tell me about his new holiday Scurvy the 9th

lokilesbian answered:

Djqksjwbdj there’s so much to unpack here… Thor in a corn silo.. loki just going wild and smearing frosting on the walls… multiple half shots of tequila… the fact that you just went in there and started finishing them…. scurvy the 9th

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happy scurvy the ninth everybody

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Guess what day it is

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scurvy

#scurvy
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creepypastamansion asked:

HAPPY NEW YEAR LOKILESBIAN ive been following u for literal years ur an icon to me i hope u and loki and venom have a very happy new year xoxo

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omg this is so sweet thank you 🤗🩷🩷🩷 i hope your new years is full of loki and venom adventures 😁🫶

#asks#creepypastamansion
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