who up dinking they oiter

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

what about the other cat?

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also to nitpick someone in the comments: a settler colonial nation like Australia having more biodiversity than other countries isn't "because we actually care for our wildlife" it's because we've had less time to wipe them out compared to other countries. We're a bunch of ecocidal genocidal cunts we've just had less time than the yanks have to turn everything into a carpark.

It's pretty insulting to act like the surviving species are alive because of how much we care about them when we pretty famously keep sending things extinct to protect colonial agriculture or just for fun (most famously the thycaline but really a unspeakable number of animals and plants) and it also completely erases Indigenous relationships to land and species (or simplifies them into simply "nature loving ppl who protected everything")

one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man

Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:

This message is for all the guys who idolize lesbian relationships in media and irl,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN

For me I didn't know why I loved lesbian relationships so much but I adored them, I even had a phase where I thought I was gay because I hated the idea of seeing myself as a boyfriend or a husband despine having little to no attraction to men and sooo much attraction to women, it took me another 2 years to fully figure out I was a transfem sapphic, and probably would have figured it out a lot sooner if somone had grabbed my little teenage cheeks looked into my eyes and told me if u want to be a lesbian you can be one so that's what I'm doing here,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN

If you're a guy who likes lesbian relationships

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN

If you're a guy that thinks lesbian relationships are better, then het relationships and doesn't understand why

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN

If you're a guy who fantasizes about himself in a lesbian relationship

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN

If your a guy who's attracted to women and hates the idea of being a boyfriend or husband

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN

If your a guy who doesn't think he's "worthy enough" to be a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN

If your a guy who thinks he'd be happier as a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN

Seriously you can give being a girl a try if it's not for you that's ok if it is then congratulations on figuring it out! You don't have worry about being "right" or "wrong" it's all a part of discovering yourself

fun fact sometimes languages sound weird to u because they're not commonly spoken, and sometimes they're not commonly spoken because a concerted effort was made in the past to eradicate them from existence. so. maybe not something to play into.

official linguistics post

off the top of my head: indigenous languages everywhere European colonies were established (especially in the Americas, Africa, and Oceania), Celtic languages (Irish, Welsh, scots gaelic, manx, Cornish, and Breton), Ukrainian, Yiddish, Basque, Catalan, Cantonese

"LDS catboy" is one of those phrases i hoped i would never read but now it's gonna be bouncing around in my head like the dvd logo

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

So I've hidden this reply, both because it's obnoxious and because I don't want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don't know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet

It was a 'fuck you' with a ':D' for fucks sake, that's a nice connotation

I think that was a very affectionate 'fuck you'

I am frankly at a loss how to explain to you that strangers are not your friends, and what might be taken as affection in your groupchat might not be appropriate for people you don't know and have never spoken to before

OP have you ever felt joy in your life.

Often. Do you find it joyful to state very plainly that you don't enjoy something, and immediately have someone do that thing, smiling, and telling you straight up that they're having a fantastic time doing it?

attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

i need more posts in this genre

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???