trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

Vance trips down a comically long staircase and dies shortly after, bonus charm

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

I fucking hate this I hate that human beings who want to build and create and live life are forced to waste their lives fighting for meaningless timewaster jobs while the positions of artists and actors and musicians and painters are replaced by plagiarism machines and algorithms and nothing you work to pay for belongs to you I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it if a robot can do our jobs then why the FUCK aren't we living

You spend your childhood training to efficiently perform labour you don't want to do so you can spend your adulthood performing labour you don't want to do so you have money to borrow a home you don't own and be blasted in the face 24/7 by ads that tell you to spend money to borrow music you can't own and borrow movies you can't own and use software and tools and games you can't own and every day you wish you were maybe at least doing labour that you enjoyed but the only labour you might not hate is being performed by a machine built so that 5 000 people just like you didn't have to he paid so THEY Zhave to find jobs they hate so they can live in homes they don't own and spend money buying art they can't own produced by nobody ripping tearing shredding biting biting biting biting biting

— Fiona Apple

I was in a shop where someone was clearly watching the two towers in the background and I recognised it by sound alone after 2 seconds which makes me sound insane to an average person. and I could actually explain it very easily but of course trying to explain it with "well I only recognised it so fast because this specific version of the lorien theme only plays during the battle at helm's deep" does nothing to make me sound less insane

i love yalls tags so much ajsjshshd

i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

I didn't realize how cloudy this cocktail would be, and my choice of glassware is unfortunate. I need a Rainbow Dash figurine as a garnish.

I call it "Brony's Lament"

brother we're gonna have to kill you for this one

Make this the new white Gilgamesh

He's right tho, Robin Hood should've gone straight to the source and served the sheriff of Nottingham an arrow between the eyes

fashion is cyclical

by the by if you weren't aware orcas are extremely intelligent and we have considerable evidence that they have a learned language, accents and dialects in their clicks based on region, and complex societal and interpersonal relationships (much more complex than the average non-human animal, at least). Orcas recognize themselves in mirrors. If you put red paint on their white spots, they'll use the mirror to figure out where to clean it off and then admire their own reflection. Not even to mention they have the third largest brain relative to body size in the animal kingdom (only behind dolphins and us) and the highest rate of gyrification (brain wrinkliness which allows for storage of more information) I do not doubt at all this is a genuine fashion trend sone because they think it makes them look cool.

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

i just feel at home on this website

The wife of the CEO who got super fired being like "He got some threats about idk, lack of coverage or something?" seems kind of telling like how out of touch these people and the people around them are with the suffering they cause. How could somebody have done this, it must have been over some trivial disagreement, some meaningless detail

So, Ben is going through some things these days.