Uh oh

Lupin ordering Zeni's punishment to be reduced to spanking...................... you know you could've gone with imprisonment, right?

Zenigata wanting to see a Liza Minnelli show on his vacation but then bumping into Lupin and being unable to stop thinking about him is uhh. another choice

Lupin quoting the lyrics to "Roll Me Over" to Zenigata sure is a choice

I am once again imagining how conversations go at Interpol.

Like some new recruit naively asks: "Where's Inspector Zenigata?"

"Oh, he's still out crawling around the street on his hands and knees with a magnifying glass searching for any part of Lupin's remains he can bury."

"I'm sorry, he's... what??"

Zeni actually believes Lupin is about to blow himself up and he still tries to run towards him to save him

Zenigata has been tracking the gang so long he knows all their fears??? Naturally my mind went straight to Luzeni fear play

OK OK hear me out: Lupin taking Pops to a fancy restaurant to buy him expensive food instead of cup noodles.

And at first Zeni objects because this is stolen money and he can't be seen profiting from crime, but then Lupin is hand-feeding him the best hors d'oeuvres he's ever tasted and plying him with wine in their private booth, and it's hard to stay focused on doing your moral duty with Lupin's fingers pressing into your mouth.

So, really, how is Zeni supposed to resist when Lupin wants to take him back to his hotel room for dessert?