part of memnoch the devil that I did enjoy/find funny:

- lestat effectively being like "so armand you remember how I destroyed your entire life because I said the devil didn't exist? well he's now in my house" and armand being like okay 🙂👍

- lestat ruffling armands hair and armand punching him affectionately but very very hard in the chest

- lestat sucking that girls period out of her pussy while david and armand are just standing there like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

- lestat clawing his way back from hell crying and screaming and bleeding and missing an eye and once he finally regains the capacity for speech before anyone can ask him anything armand just straight up goes "where is your eye? do you still have it?"

after all he’s been through I think they owe it to Armand to let him play with the eyeball

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr

Marius not only made up his name on the spot, but because he was nervous talking to Botticelli

If you've never read this part it's great. "It's so cringe he met bottecelli". no no. Amateur hour. Anne rice had him meet bottecelli and he whiffs this entire thing so bad. he doesn't just meet bottecelli he whiffs it. It's not cringe that he meets bottecelli because it's totally overwhelmed by how cringe it was , like, for the character. In text. horrible

JOINTS IS PAIN

YEP

POST IS CALLIGRAPHY

𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐎𝐁 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍 as 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐔 𝐋𝐀𝐂 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐍 𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 as 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋 𝐌𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐘

I really want to interview you.

shhhhh, she’s sleeping

i love reddit so fucking much

your boner is looking radiant tonight my liege

OK I need to see if I'm just old or what

Yeah there's no option for "I don't drive" because then this poll obviously isn't for you

loumand as cats would be perpetually wet from constantly and excessively grooming each other. this is my truth

you look at them and they’re all curled up together cuddling and just like. visibly sopping wet. damp headed beasts. looking at you mean style.

Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed.)

PSA that if you live in the US, you should absolutely sign up for the FDA recall alerts via https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts and USDA FSIS (Food Safety Inspection Service) alerts via https://public.govdelivery.com/accounts/USFSIS/subscriber/new

To be clear the reason why they were recalled and why it’s a class 1 recall is because they may contain an allergen (milk). Which is a fully insane fuckup however if you don’t have a dairy allergy and have consumed these recently there’s no need to worry

Worst thing ever is when you enjoy a relationship between two characters in the same way that one might enjoy watching a horror movie but everyone else in the fanbase enjoys it in the way where they’re making cutesy ship art and posts about how perfect they are for each other and how they’d better be ‘endgame’

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

Official Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth Mention

blocked and unfollowed sucked and swallowed i don’t care. i don’t care

this blog is a clown4gremlin safe space. just btw.