tell me we’ll never get used to it

fucking goldfish tiktok made me cry bro

He is still alive, so he is now 14 ✨

Acerage goldfish can live 10-15 years but some have lived to 30 with proper care. I hope Monstro lives all 30

art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

we should consider that your mum is correct

there's been a couple of people who agreed that it should catch on and become a word, so maybe you're right 🤔

just scrumbled past this

Been scrumbling for a while. Glad I saw this.

the reblog to like ratio is actually quite impressive on this one. I've never seen one quite this even on a post with this many notes TT

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

when a fictional couples main theme is “you are my home” you know it’s going to damage your psyche

where's that picture that ruined my life

found it

this comic did the same thing

if you have a popular post on this site inevitably people will tag it with something like “croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in ep 10” and it rules. i have no idea what you’re talking about but you’re right this IS so croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in episode 10.

i don’t understand why OPs complain when this happens on a funny text post. they thought it was funny enough to gift to their personal blorbo. are you not entertained? are you not enamored with croggles and bringles? go fuck yourself

tar pit text post simulator

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when you eat a fridge from the snack i mean snack from a fridge lol

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i wish you were dead

you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???

some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

happy 10 years of mitski serving

getting a note on a super old post

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

normal mug collection

(new addition by @limulid-labs )

my NO FISH mug raises many questions already answered by the mug

obsessed with this creature tbh

:) I love The Fish

YEEAAAAH THE FISH!!!!!!!!