Henry but definitely a Kyle

i had to do it @brainrotdotorg​

Being chronically ill means that sometimes I have to ask my wife to help me out with the most simplest of tasks and every time I feel like this image 😅

i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

^ surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

got eaten up with 3 words

you coming back to tell us here

okay people are still online but im gonna say this anyway. the queer community has gotten way too comfortable being awful to straight people and it needs to change and im not kidding

yeah okay whatever the straights are oppressing us we know. but being mean and always making jokes about “ewww i hate straight people” and excluding them from queer spaces when they have good intentions is doing nothing but damage. do you think spinning their narrative of ‘disgusting homosexuality’ back on them into ‘disgusting heterosexuality’ is going to change anything?

not to mention this hurts and excludes people who are queer. bisexuals and transhets and people with genders and orientations that present outwardly different than one would “normally” expect listen to your words that you hate straight people and they hear that you hate them. you are pushing marginalized people out of their community because a joke turned into actual hatred somewhere along the lines and no one wants to admit that. perpetuating this is not funny or cool. you are hurting people— not just your allies, but the people youre supposed to be fighting for.

I feel like it would be useful if people conceived of causing emotional harm to others more through the lens of being the emotional equivalent to stepping on someone’s foot. Like obviously you can step on someone’s foot deliberately and maliciously, but most of the time if someone tells you you stepped on their foot you’re going to go “oh sorry I didn’t realise!” and stop doing it and try not to do it again. Getting caught up in how it makes you feel to be Someone Capable of Stepping on Others’ Feet would be a transparently self indulgent distraction from the other person’s pain, but also like… that’s just a status you hold by virtue of being human. Never ever ever stepping on someone’s foot is not really achievable, and therefore is not necessary to being a Good Person: what matters is that you do not step on others’ feet deliberately, and – most importantly – that you react kindly and calmly to any inadvertent foot-stepping you have been doing being brought to your attention, so that you can make best use of it as something that will help you reduce the amount of foot-stepping you will do in the future.

Hortensia Sketch :)

Dogs are like your hand isn't clean, let me clean it for you with my tongue

The hand lickerr

what’s the point in being alive if you’re not gonna be at least a little cringe and a little homosexual

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

ITS THE PISS POST

Mad about politics again

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

“Lift with your legs you idiot!”

“I have a BROKEN TIBIA! That needs support and time to recover!”

ADHD, also known as Can't Put Your Mind To Things Disease,

Don’t leave these in the tags

"Its all in your head" Yeah! Where else would my mental illness be? In my ass?

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

2016 tumblr porn: straight up just a gif of penis in vagina

2025 tumblr porn: video of someone slowly bringing a magnet to a CRT tv screen while static is playing

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

hang on I gotta look something up.

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story