Into the garbage chute, flyboy

"Don't worry my beautiful mutual, I'll save you!" *Changes your two note flop post into a four note flop post*

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

Horsey Commissions are back!! With a new niche addition to fuel my hyperfixation.

Ko-Fi Link To Order

Classic YCH Commissions

FOUR SLOTS:

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YCH style commissions depiction a character of your choosing with their equine partner! Meant to be quick and simple in style. Any gender of character and any genre (fantasy or sci-fi, etc)

Expected Turnaround Time: 2-3 weeks

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Idol/Umamusume Style Commissions

FOUR SLOTS:

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A commission style where I turn your equine partner into an idol horse girl in the style of the Umamusume: Pretty Derby.

This will NOT be in the style of the anime, it will follow the way those characters are created (ears, tail, an idol/performance outfit)

Expected Turnaround: 2.5-3 weeks

My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."

I feel so seen.

its the fact that davrin is literally like The fan favorite romance archetype that drives me insane

and no one's usual convenient excuses even work here and they KNOW IT is the INSANE thing.

you can't use the stupid "oh i just didn't like his voice acting it was so amateur" people did with preston garvey like davrin's voiced javik mass effect (MOST VOCALLY PRAISED VOICE WORK IN THE GAME!)

you can't use the "oh his writing is just so boring" people did with jacob taylor this is the same writer behind garrus vakarian (MOST VOCALLY PRAISED ROMANCE IN THE GAME!)

you can't use "oh he's just so underutilized compared to everyone else" people did with wyll ravengard HE'S LITERALLY ONE OF THE THREE COMPANIONS THIS ENTIRE GAME'S PLOT HINGES ON.

you cant be saying this shit and then move on to lucanis (most vocally criticized underwritten romance in the game) or emmrich (most vocally criticized unimportant companion in the game) like it just doesnt work! there is a reason you didnt even consider this man and you know it you're just too insecure to even allow the thought into your brain!

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

my secret to art happiness is it's not about how many notes what you draw is likely to get. t's about how many times you're going to go back to it, to your own art, and think "this FUCKS actually and caters to me entirely, specifically, fully. i love this artist (me) (me who i drew this) (myself)"

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HAN SOLO: WAS THE ‘STAR WARS’ HERO A NOT-SO-SECRET FEMINIST? (via laurenbacal)

#the time he’s moved to breathily declare that he loves her on screen?  #she’s about to shoot some dudes and wearing a huge Skywalker Poncho™

(via zombeesknees)

I mean, the first time he says he’s starting to like her, she’s wearing a dress that covers her from chin to ankles and has spent the entire time he’s known her stealing guns, yelling at him about how sucky of a rescuer he is, and trash-talking his ship.

Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

^^ stress relief 🐸

"average commander gets betrayed twice in one playthrough" factoid actualy just statistical error. average commander gets betrayed 0 times per playthrough. Betrayals Georg, the Sith Warrior who is consistently betrayed at every turn, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I fix it!!!

i need everyone to consider vivienne and dorian bonding over taking care of the inquisitor after the end of dragon age inquisition as the mark progressively gets worse and worse. vivienne with her past of watching bastien get sicker and sicker and dorian doing the same with felix, and seeing it repeat with the inquisitor. take my hand 🖐,,

now why would you say this to me

Mutuals in different timezones:

Turn based friendship

Template.

INQ stands for Inquisitor. HAWKE means Hawke. HOF is Hero of Fereldan / the Warden.

Please reblog and tag with your selection!

FUN FACT:

So you know how the Wilhelm Scream is in a ton of films as a soundtrack in-joke? It was popularized by Ben Burtt, who was a sound editor on a ton of ton of Lucas films, like all the Star Wars and Indiana Jones films.

Well, he cameos in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. That's him there. His only screen time is getting knocked over a rail, and he does an imitation of the Wilhelm scream as he does it.

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

can see the pores on that thang