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Luna4Books

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The real problem with fan-media treating domming as synonymous with topping is that it obliges one to leave unexplored the rich comedy potential of depicting the object of one's fandom attempting to dominantly suck a dick.

See, folks in the notes hear "the comedy potential of dominant dick-sucking" and immediately jump to "biting their dick", when in practice it's usually more along the lines of "trying to keep the dommy patter going with visible tears in your eyes because you're struggling mightily not to let on that you just went down a trifle too aggressively and accidentally triggered your gag reflex, while your partner studiously pretends not to have noticed".

I feel like if you're reading this post as "questioning whether it's possible to dominantly suck a dick" rather than "remarking on the many very funny ways it's possible to fuck up attempting to dominantly suck a dick", you've probably never sucked a dick.

Dominantly pretending like I didn't just try to call them a good boy/girl, only to end up making some kind of Furby noise and splattering a waterfall of drool all down the front of my shirt because I'd badly underestimated how much saliva I was working up until a moment too late to save it.

My irl/close people please scroll away at this point thanks.

This reminds me of the similar pitfalls of attempting to dominantly eat a candy bracelet off of someone’s wrist.

There’s no elegant way to crunch a single piece off without first getting saliva all over the surrounding pieces, and also tilting your head strangely. Ultimately the most straightforward way is to use a hand to lift the string off the wrist towards your mouth, but that somewhat defeats the point of the sensual aspect. The other person also must politely ignore the failed attempts at biting pieces off, because the candy beads are too round to reliably get them off in a single bite with no slippage. There’s also the added factor of making sure you get the whole bead into your mouth when it breaks, lest a spit-coated half bead falls off the string onto someone’s lap.

Mature content: Sexual themes

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Fallen London Ambition + Profession Poll

I want to know how closely the skew in profession choice matches the skew in ambition choice. Once you vote for your ambition, please vote for your profession in the reblogs! If you have multiple alts, pick the ambition you chose for your main.

I’m a Heart’s Desire x Monster-Hunter player specifically because I used to be Light Fingers and got thoroughly scared off of any heavy storyline.

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Do y'all have any favorite card games?

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

I love a good game of Chrononauts !

if we’re talking a standard deck of cards though, Spit was a sensation for over a year also at my middle school, and I have many good memories of playing it or watching friends play it

Okay so what are the rest of y’all doing with your extra Confident Smiles? I feel like I’m drowning in them. They can’t be sold, I’m just haunted by a stack of them.

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TW: Flashing Lights

I put it to music like a Lo-Fi playlist.. took too damn long. XD Its only to "Home" By Cavetown <3 I thought it was fitting <3 The drawing I did is below.

this song choice is so perfect for them, absolutely gorgeous and the loop timing is so well thought out. Feels like an actual bus ride.

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A bit random but this a Fallen London map appreciation post because this piece of art is utterly enchanting. While I’m playing and need to switch locations, half the time I spend a few minutes just staring in wonder. The way everything slots together is amazing, all the details are amazing. The frickin windows of the Royal Beth have their curtains in different positions. All the boards on the windows of the Shuttered Palace are placed differently. The walkways and staircases to the Flit are so well done. Crates are scattered around Wolfstack Docks. Roofs and walls have little imperfections. Some buildings are more dilapidated than others. Every doorway, window, tree, mushroom, awning, stalactite… I cannot imagine how long this took.

Idk, I was just thinking about this and wanted to get my thoughts out somewhere. I’m sure something like this has been said before but I don’t care. Thank You Fallen London for having a gorgeous cityscape.

She really is absolutely gorgeous. I keep wanting to unlock everything ever just to get more labels and places I can zoom closer into.

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

SLENDERHEADS OBLITERATE THEM

I liked on accident and unliked. I am aroace myself lol

why are the notes still filled with ace discourse

it’s literally 2024 get a hobby. Do a puzzle

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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

putting this in elias' tag and also @thedeafprophet jamie :p

😔 yea....

Tim Drake-core

Bestie pop really said, yes I *will* make this grown man’s health my biggest priority in life

An adult?? What’s that??

Okay so There is an aRT, an art to bubble photos I am learning this rapidly

so if you ever find yourself wanting to take a sudden Photoshoot with bubbles here are my tips

  • It’s impossible to look elegant while blowing bubbles, it really is. If you’re the one blowing bubbles and you’re in the photo, offset this with a nice lip color, and try to blow gently. Also try to offset the wand slightly from your lips to make sure you don’t loose that added color.
  • adding onto this- be aware of your eyes and whether they scrunch up/squint/look weirdly intense when you’re blowing bubbles. I personally got around that by taking photos that didn’t include my eyes because I massively squint while blowing bubbles and it just looks. Bad.
  • if you’re doing bubble photos for others, first establish the level of bubbles you’re going for. Is it a light dusting or do you want bubble rain?
  • if you’re going for bubble rain levels, figure out how close the bubbler can stand to the subject without being in frame, and use that to your advantage.
  • Sitting poses work great for bubble photos as they’re comfortable for long periods of time and give a better angle for the bubbler to work off of.
  • Don’t be afraid to have the subject interact with the bubbles, bubbles are fun and candid photos are always going to be better than stiff ones.
  • If you’re on a time crunch or going at it solo, consider taking videos instead of pictures. The quality goes down but it’s easier to isolate those perfect frames compared to rapidly taking pictures and hoping you got the shot.
  • Blowing bubbles is exhausting, plan to spend no more than 30 minutes at it continuously, lest your lungs start burning.

I want to play Fallen London again but the problem with Fallen London is that while you're playing it's all perfectly simple and ingrained but the moment you step away for like, a month, then when you come back suddenly the entire game is like "If you really want to continue this storyline you'll have to get 9 Whispers of a Lovelorn Dream and sell them to an authoritarian rabbit in the 87.2th circle of hell where it'll bestow on you the Token of an Inadequate Perfume-Maker, but first you'll need to buy the Indefatigable Jetski from the Fulminating Dowager at Watchmaker's Hill by collecting enough Pieces of the Flayed Corpse of God and converting them into Baptized Rat Kings." and I'm like wow I cannot believe how recently I understood what all of that meant. but now I. do not.

sometimes the same goes for a couple months further in the game

the zub was an *insane* grind for my first ship but looking back now? All those materials are no longer nearly as painful to obtain, and I have methods for each one. it’s just slightly annoying instead of the Massive Task

הבל | hevel

This is how it goes: God whispers in Cain’s jealous ear, drawing his attention to the Sin crouched at his doorway. Sin has haunted eyes and a mouth that has been kissed. Let there be no doubt that Sin has been kissed, with a wet-red mouth that may taste of blood or pomegranate or the electric crackle of a stoplight. Cain looks at Sin. He runs his tongue over his teeth.

This is how it goes: Cain leaves the house at one am in bare feet and a hoodie, careful to avoid the last stair that creaks, and treks out into the Field. There are many fields in the world but there is only one Field. Cain feels the difference in the grass when he crosses the border from field to Field, the way the grey-green blades stand up at attention in his wake, the way the dirt turns ice-cold and furious beneath his heels. The earth is good with foreshadowing. The tree of Knowledge has deep roots.

This is how it goes: God says, I will take you or your brother.

God says, You get to choose.

And Cain says, “When you split me and my brother in the womb, you did not divide us evenly. He got kindness, and I got longing. He got complacence, and I got ambition. I want to kill him sometimes. I think sometimes he wants to die.”

I have never made brothers before, God explains. That is how I thought they were made. What more do you want?

“I want to steal some of his kindness,” Cain says, and shakes his pocket knife out of his sleeve.

Back at home, Abel sits up in his bed with a start, heart racing. That was close, he thinks, that was a damn close one, and does not know why.

In the Field, the ground warms as blood seeps into the dirt. 

and the things we do for our siblings.

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and suddenly, all the love songs were about you (mathematics)

Drop the song op 👀

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