I made another edit!

The song matched the first time Geralt and Jaskier met so well I had to make it

@geraskierfanficprompts I think you'd love this

AO3 MASTERLIST - THE WITCHER

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Requests are open for any of the pairings listed below, in any combination. I also write NSFW. Here’s my Tumblr Request Masterlist. 

WIPs

Running With The Wolves (Geralt/Jaskier, eventual NSFW)

Jaskier had heard the rumours about shapeshifting witchers, but the bard had always dismissed them as old wives’ tales. They were the kind of stories mothers told their children to stop them from wandering into the woods on their own after sundown. Shapeshifters did not exist, plain and simple. Jaskier was above such superstitions.

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Something Worth Cherishing (Gen Eskel, part of Wit and Haven’s Eskel Fluff Dump)

Some days, Eskel needs to be reminded how much people care about him. His family has no problem doing that.

A collection of very short fluff snapshots dedicated to Eskel getting the love and affection he deserves.

(Tags to be added as chapters are posted.)

(Collaboration with @creativwit​)

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Complete WIPs

Toss A Child To Your Witcher… (Geralt/Jaskier, child fic)

On one of their travels, Geralt and Jaskier find an abandoned child.

Jaskier takes it upon himself to find her a loving home. It sounds simple enough, right?

Geralt should have known that things are never as simple as they seem, especially where Jaskier is involved.

Toss A Child To Your Witcher Mini Ficlets Series (Geralt/Jaskier)

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Only Fools Rush In (Eskel/Jaskier, eventual NSFW)

Jaskier is on the run from Dijkstra’s men, and he only has one goal in mind - get himself and his daughter Erica to safety.

There’s no safer place on the Continent than Kaer Morhen, home to the wolf witchers. Jaskier knows they’ll be safe there. The only problem? Jaskier and Geralt haven’t spoken since the incident on the mountain, and Jaskier doesn’t know if he’ll be welcome at the witchers’ keep.

In comes Eskel, who accepts to help Jaskier and Erica get to safety. In Jaskier’s eyes, it’s a foolproof plan. What could possibly go wrong?

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Light As A Feather (Heavy As The Burden I Carry) (TW: anorexic Eskel, please heed the tags)

His stomach makes itself known when Eskel catches a whiff of roast chicken as one of the guests steps outside with their plate of food. Eskel is quick to cover his middle with his hand, as if the action alone could muffle his body’s natural response to hunger. Eskel can’t remember the last time he ate.

Eskel could certainly do with losing a couple of pounds anyway.

(Collaboration with @creativwit)

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Silk, Lace and Leather (Aiden/Eskel/Geralt/Lambert, NSFW)

“I want you to teach me how to paint my face.”

Eskel looks up from his book, raising an eyebrow at Lambert’s sudden request. He’s barely seen the youngest witcher these past few days, almost as if Lambert has actively been avoiding him all this time. Eskel notices the constipated look on Lambert’s face, the one he usually gets when he needs something, but doesn’t want or doesn’t know how to ask for it.

“Good morning, Lambert,” Eskel counters sarcastically, returning his attention to the bestiary in his lap, “I’m doing well, thanks. What about you?”

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One Kiss Is All It Takes… (Part 1) (Multi pairing)

A collection of twelve tumblr prompts, all about kissing.

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Oneshots

Never Enough (Geralt/Jaskier)

“She’s… Jaskier, she’s not ready,” Geralt tells him, his tone heavy with all the emotions he will never bring himself to speak out loud, “she’s not ready. I feel like I failed her.”

“Failed her? Whatever do you mean, dear heart?”

Geralt meets Jaskier’s eyes and what the bard sees reflected in those amber orbs - the genuine concern, the guilt, the raw vulnerability - tugs at Jaskier’s heartstrings.

Sweet Buttercup, Delicate Flower (Geralt/Jaskier, Assassin AU)

Geralt rode the elevator to the third floor, his gun securely nestled in the holster hanging at his hip and concealed by Geralt’s leather jacket. When he stepped out of the elevator, he noticed that the hallway was empty. Good. Geralt hated loose ends. They kept him awake at night and titillated the dark voices in his head urging him to track, to silence, to kill.

OR the Assassin AU nobody asked for.

Let’s Hang Out Sometime (Geralt/Jaskier, NSFW)

Jaskier was, by no stretch of the imagination, inexperienced in bed. He had used ropes on lovers before, loving the way it had left them defenceless against his loving onslaught of their bodies. Jaskier had enjoyed pulling desperate moans from his lovers as he worshipped their bodies and made them reach new heights they had never known before. Jaskier had, however, never been the one to completely give up control. Nonetheless, Jaskier was nothing if eager to experiment in bed.

OR Geralt saves Jaskier from yet another pickle. Feelings ensue.

Ghosts of the Past (Geralt/Jaskier)

Jaskier remembered a time when he was but a carefree young lad running barefoot on his family’s large estate, chasing butterflies and singing at his heart’s delight in between history and algebra lessons. He remembered his mother, a soft and loving woman, tell him that good things always happen to those who wait. However, the cherished memory of her wise words left a bitter taste in Jaskier’s mouth. He had waited long enough – two decades, to be precise, and nothing good had come of it.

4 Times Jaskier Needed Comforting… (Geralt/Jaskier)

... and one time he became the comforter.

Without Your Kisses (I’ll Be Needing Stitches) (Geralt/Jaskier)

It was probably what most people would call a peaceful evening. The sun was slowly setting behind the hills, basking their surroundings in warm hues of orange and red, giving way to an inky purple, cloudless sky. The first stars appeared on the canopy above just as the hot summer air progressively cooled with the impending evening. There was no noise, no disruption, nothing that would otherwise indicate that something was just about to disturb the peaceful silence that had settled over the Gwenllech valley.

Until-

“Son of a bitch”

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For the Greater Good (Eskel/Jaskier)

The two lay for a while in peaceful silence before Eskel’s baritone voice was heard again.

“I think I want to talk about my nightmare. I think it would help. Not only me, but it would also help you understand some… things about me.”

“Oh Eskel,” Jaskier placed a single kiss on the witcher’s collarbone, “I am all ears, my heart.”

“Alright.” Eskel took a composing breath and pulled Jaskier closer with his free arm as if drawing strength from his bard.

OR Eskel has a nightmare and Jaskier is there to help him through it.

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Witchersexual Jaskier (Jaskier/Wolf Pack)

The Different Faces of Love (Eskel/Jaskier, Geralt/Jaskier, Lambert/Jaskier, NSFW)

Geralt allows Jaskier to sleep with Eskel and Lambert on occasion, but at the end of the day Jaskier always comes back to Geralt.

OR Gratuitous polyamorous smut with a healthy dose of Geraskier feels.

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I’ll Be There (Geralt/Eskel)

Geralt knew something was wrong when Eskel did not show up in Ard Carraigh. Eskel was never late. On the rare occasions that Eskel was held up somewhere, he would send a note to let Geralt know he would be late. After spending all morning asking around in various inns and smaller taverns, nobody had seen another witcher or received a note addressed to Geralt. Eskel was not here, and he had not given any indication of his whereabouts, so Geralt had every right to be worried.

Right?

OR Eskel is in trouble and Geralt saves the day.

Blind Dates (Geralt/Eskel, part of Two Drops of Water series)

“I told you, I’m not going.” 

“Well that just won’t do.” Jaskier empties the contents of Geralt’s bottle down the sink. “I already told him that you agreed to meet him. Today, at 2pm for a coffee.” 

“You what ?” Why does shit like this only ever happen to Geralt? Why him? Geralt pinches the bridge of his nose, biting back the irritated groan that threatened to push past his lips. “Jaskier, why would you tell him that without, oh I don’t know, consulting me first ?”

“Because I knew you’d say no,” Jaskier’s tone is matter-of-fact, like he’s discussing the weather, “and it took me exactly three months to convince Eskel to agree to this blind date, and I will not have three months of my life go to waste just because you’re a cantankerous bastard who refuses to try out new things.”

Linked By Destiny (Geralt/Eskel)

“Master druid!” a small man Eskel instantly recognised as Bartek, a local farmer who lives not far from Eskel’s home, called out to him. “Master druid, please !”

“Well met, Bartek! How can I help you, my good man ?”

“There’s… a witcher, sir. He’s… hurt,” Bartek managed to pant out between laboured breaths, “he’s dying, me thinks. He needs urgent care.”

“Guide me to him."Eskel wasn’t planning on taking a detour. It was dark already and it was dangerous for anyone to be seen travelling in these times of war. But healing people was Eskel’s profession and his duty. He would be damned if he let anyone die on his watch without at least trying his very best to heal them first.

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I’ve Got You Under My Skein (Geralt/Eskel)

Geralt is a man of many mysteries. Very few people on the Continent can claim to truly know him, not that there’s been any shortage of people who firmly believe this to be the case. Eskel knows better, though, and while he thinks very fondly of some of Geralt’s friends (and not so fondly of others), none of them can even begin to compete with him on the topic of Geralt.

Yet, for all of Eskel’s intrinsic knowledge about Geralt, even he can’t wrap his head around why the White Wolf is currently sitting in front of the fire knitting socks, of all things!

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Mine (Eskel/Lambert, NSFW)

“I need to feel it on me,” Lambert murmured self-consciously, making Eskel stop his tender petting, “please.”

“Lambert… are you sure?” Lambert took a deep breath, his eyes squeezing shut as he willed the fresh tears away. It was the only thing that could help him now, Lambert was sure of this. He needed it to feel calmer, to clear his head, to not be in control of his own thoughts.

“Yes.”

OR Lambert has a nightmare, and Eskel is there to reassure him.

Prized Possession (Eskel/Lambert, NSFW)

Lambert had never known Eskel to be a jealous man. That was until he found himself pinned against the wall outside his bedroom, stuck between the cold wall and a very hard witcher.

“You smell of him again,” Eskel growled from deep within his chest, sending a shiver running down the length of Lambert’s spine, “of that damn Cat.”

“Aiden and I are just friends,” Lambert gritted through clenched teeth, but the bulge in his trousers betrayed just how aroused he felt at Eskel’s possessive display.

Underdog (Eskel & Lambert, gen) 

A commotion interrupted their quiet dinner that evening. The doors to the dining hall flung open and revealed Vesemir dragging in one of the boys by the scruff of his neck. Aubry chortled at the sight.

“And that is Lambert.”

While most other boys and witchers in the dining hall returned their attention to their meal, Eskel and Geralt observed Lambert struggling against Vesemir’s grip. The boy was digging his feet in the ground, slapping at Vesemir’s arm, biting the older witcher, calling him a ‘cocksucking monsterfucker’, a ‘smelly cunt’ and, to Geralt’s hilarity, ‘uglier than a nekker’s wrinkly ballsack’.

When in Novigrad… (Eskel & Lambert, gen, crossdressing)

Eskel has a secret.

It’s a secret he’s never brought himself to share with anyone. It’s a part of himself he keeps carefully hidden, an aspect of his personality he only started exploring really late in his long life. The first time he dabbled was in Novigrad.

His family can never find out.

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Where Do You Think You’re Going? (Eskel/Geralt/Lambert)

He took another drink from his moonshine. Half of it dribbled down his chin. Lambert wiped it with the back of his sleeve.

Nobody would care if he died, anyway. Vesemir hated him. Eskel and Geralt had each other, childhood friends who had been through every kind of hardship together. Lambert had just tagged along after a while, but he had never really been theirs and they had never been his either. He was just the third wheel who occasionally joined in on the fun, nothing more. It wasn’t like Geralt and Eskel felt anything more for him than lust. They loved him, sure, but not like that. Why would they? Lambert was a mess.

OR Lambert is not okay after Aiden’s death. Eskel and Geralt are there to pick him up.

The Weaker We Feel (The Harder We Lean) (Eskel/Geralt/Lambert)

Geralt both hates and loves winters at Kaer Morhen, but in recent years, the pain in his knee has only gotten worse, which seriously dampens his mood and makes winters more and more unbearable as the years go on. Sometimes, Geralt considers wintering in Corvo Bianco, or even in the City of Golden Towers with Ciri in the Emperor’s palace, where the milder winters would be kinder on his injured knee. But his family is up in the North, and Geralt will endure a few months of physical discomfort if it means spending time with his lovers and Vesemir.

The Light At The End Of Tunnel Vision (Eskel & Geralt & Lambert, gen)

“C’mon big guy, you need to work with us here.”

“I’m not leaving this room until Yen’s found a cure,” Eskel maintained stubbornly.

“She said it could take her a week! You need to eat. You need to have a bath, I can smell you from here.”

Eskel didn’t dignify that last comment with an answer. He knew all Lambert was trying to do was press the right buttons to get Eskel to rise to the bait. No. Eskel plainly refused to leave his room until they figured out how to fix his eyes. He was blind, the Goddess be damned, and the only thing more useless than a blind witcher was - well, Eskel couldn’t come up with a worthy comparison.

The Best Boy (Eskel & Geralt & Lambert, gen)

Eskel responded… oddly to the mutagens. He was probably one of the first recruits in history to report these unusual side effects after surviving the Trials. Vesemir is convinced that this statistic would have risen if more boys had survived the Grasses, but they had buried far too many over the years. They had almost buried Eskel too, but the pup was a hardy one, and nothing short of stubbornly determined to live. And live he did, even though the mutagens gave him a special ability none of the other boys possessed. 

A few months after the trials, the mages discovered that Eskel could shapeshift into a wolf.

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How To Care For Your Emotionally Constipated Witcher (Aiden/Lambert)

(A Guide By An Emotionally Competent Witcher)

In which Lambert struggles to voice his emotions and Aiden teaches him that there are many different ways to communicate with one another.

Beautiful (Aiden/Lambert)

“The navy blue one,” Lambert suggests, praying to God that Aiden tried a navy blue suit at some point.

“Because grey washes me out, doesn’t it?” 

“No,” Lambert is quick to correct his mistake, forcing himself to soften his tone, “no, babe, you really can’t go wrong here. Everything you try on fits you to perfection.”

Aiden grins at those words, his cheeks flushing red as he basks in Lambert’s compliment. God, how did Lambert get so lucky? Yes, shopping with Aiden was a nightmare under normal circumstances and literal hell on earth when shopping for their upcoming wedding, but other than that Aiden is the best thing that happened to Lambert since… well, since nothing.

Nine Lives (Aiden/Lambert)

“Since you’re sticking around, might as well give ya a name. How about Whiskers? Felix? Pain-In-The-Ass, the First of his name?”

The feline nuzzled at the snarling cat medallion again, mewling and staring at Lambert with wide, intelligent eyes, ears flattened and pointing out to the side. Lambert glanced down at the medallion, bringing his hand up to it again and twirling it between his fingers. Another mewl brought his attention back to the mountain lion.

No fucking way.

“Aiden?”

Just Fine (Aiden/Lambert)

Today is the day. Lambert knows he should feel more excited at the thought of his boyfriend returning home, to the safety of Lambert’s embrace, but he can’t help the anxiety building inside him and twisting his stomach in a way he doesn’t care for in the least.

Lambert knows that he should be excited, but the sentiment is tarnished by his crippling anxiety, and he feels like the worst boyfriend in the world.

Lifeline (Aiden/Lambert)

It had been two weeks.

Two weeks since Lambert left Aiden. No, correction. Two weeks since Aiden let Lambert walk away from him without putting up much of a fight at all. Two weeks since Aiden realised that Lambert was too much work, too high maintenance, too broken to be deserving of Aiden’s time.

Lambert fucking missed the bastard, too.

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Worth Hurting For (Letho/Coën)

The instructors at Gorthur Gvaed may have been cold and ruthless, but they were right about one thing. Personal relationships simply aren’t worth the pain they bring. They’re distracting. They’re superfluous. They’re unnecessary.

Letho used to believe that, too. At least, he did before he met Coën.

Master Ivar would turn in his grave if he could see Letho now.

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Lessons in Fatherhood (Vesemir gen)

Vesemir isn’t cut out to be a father, but because Destiny is a bitch, he is now responsible for four very traumatised, very scared, very helpless kids. The legacy of wolf witchers rests entirely on Vesemir’s shoulders now. He needs to make sure these kids grow into strong, capable witchers. They might think that the hardest part about becoming a witcher is to survive the trials, but it is Vesemir’s duty to teach them that there is so much worse to come.

What a shit job.

As it turns out, and as Vesemir would find out over the coming years, being a parent is a thankless job, but apparently, it is also the most rewarding job in the world.

Vesemir begs to differ

@naffeclipse @bamsara @muzzlemouths @pluck-heartstrings @shirajellyfish @venomous-qwille @pure-plum @theninjamouse etc.

Right back at you, Cipher!!!

@bamsara @kyri45

🔃 Everytime I see a new comic of yours!

Princess Tutu Akt 11

My friend @silentmagi has gang-pressed me into watching Princess Tutu after countless times of me pestering the Magi for information regarding various posts I had come across. What is to follow is the result. If you do not desire to bear witness to this adventure, please feel free to block the tag “logo’s liveblogging chronicles” where this journey shall be recorded for posterity.

See HERE for Akt 1

See HERE for Akt 2

See HERE for Akt 3

See HERE for Akt 4

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See HERE for Akt 9

See HERE for Akt 10

Look at, omg too cute!!

Just some friendly competition between enemies

The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

I love stuff like this. Didn’t a tribe in Africa send America some cows after 9/11? Like this is holy and the most valuable thing we have. We hear your suffering and want to do anything in our power to help

It was not a potato famine. The famine didn’t happen because of the potato yeald failing. Ireland was actually producing more than enough food. However it was almost all land owned by Brittish landowners, who took all of the food out of the country to sell in UK. Potato was what the Irish farmers ate, because it was cheep and could be produced in worst parts of the land, where more profitable food couldn’t be grown. When there were no longer potatos, the decision for the farmers was to either starve and sent the food as rent to the landlords or loose their homes and then starve.

The Brittish goverment was unwilling to do anything for two reasons. First was the laissez-faire capitalistic ideology, that put the rights of property owners to make profits above human lives. Rent freeze was unthinkable and they even were unwilling to do proper relief efforts as free food would lower the cost of food. The second reason was distain for the Irish, and the thought that they were “breeding too much” and the famine was a natural way to trim down the population, aka genocidal reasoning.

This is why it’s important to stress it was not a potato famine. The potato blinght was all over Europe but only in Ireland there was a famine. The reasons behind it had nothing to do with potatos and everything to do with the Brittish.

Apparently what made Choctaw want to offer relief to Irish was the news about the Doolough Tragedy. Hundreds of starving people were gathered for inspection to verify they were entitled to recieve relief. The officials would for *some reason* not do that and instead left to a hunting lodge 19 kilometers away to spend the night and said to the starvqing people they would have to walk there by morning to be inspected. The weather conditions were terrible and many of them died completely needlessly during the walk thoroung day and night.

This apparently reminded the Choctaw of their own very recent (and much more explicit and bigger scale) experiences of ethnic clensing, where they were forcibly relocated. It was basically a death march and thousands of Choctaw died from the terrible conditions also completely needlessly.

In 2015 a memorial named Kindred Spirits was installed in Southern Ireland to commemorate the Chactow donation.

Then in 2020:

Choctaw Nation has now added a monument of their own:

had an autism moment at the computer part store today

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

Me with all of the buttons!!

Illustration for Cup rune over by amazing surveycorpsjean on ao3 <3

If you haven't read this story yet... What are you waiting for, GO READ IT NOW

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

Too close to final’s week

I could use it.

Why not, spread the luck

Money please!!! My male cat, decided that he must be stressed. 😭😭😭😭😩

Him but darker and 5 years older. 😂

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

Rebageling again because... what gets me most about this interpretation is the softness.  When I read the poem, I read it as exultant and fierce.  The tiger within was the tiger burning bright of another poem’s fame.  The tiger destroyed his cage, and who knew what next now that he was out.

Here, we’re given an answer.  The tiger steps out and is surprised by the soft grass under his feet, delighted, goes wide-eyed with wonder, and leaps into the meadow.  Here, the focus isn’t the cage’s destruction, but getting out, being out, so that the last glimpse we’re given is the tiger now tiny (and joyful!) in the distance, surrounded by the wide green expanse of freedom.

POV : your husband is telling you to kys

Keep trying my hand at drawing the goobers, and it's going smoothly! I'm pretty happy with how Nari' and Lamb look like! (I've made a new post about what happens next!)

This will sound kinda rude but I think alot of people in the fandom don't understand macaque character so they just give him some of wukong character aspects without realising it like for example:

-pif being macaque sworn sister when she's literally wukong sister in law and she was from heaven so it doesn't make sense that macaque would be her friend especially In the brotherhood time line

-being a good mentor like I know macaque isn't "evil" anymore but can we not ignore s1 ep 9 he literally just hurted mk and traumatized him on purpose while wukong isn't perfect he's ten times better

-being more independent/nonchalant like seriously? the guy who couldn't stop obsessing over his ex best friend for centuries when wukong was literally the one who didn't give macaque that much thought at all unless he hurt mk

-being the smartest one like no you can't tell me that wukong the one who was alive for centuries that knew codding perfectly and have knowledge about medicine isn't the smartest he's just impulsive and macaque isn't

And there so many more but these are the ones I see more often I feel like macaque mischaracterize is just rotted in projection but people have to understand that this thing isn't macaque it's literally wukong you're just taking wukong positive characters traits and give it to macaque just mischaracterizing both of them now I'm not saying that macaque is awful because he isn't he have alot of personality but people ignore it for some reason just to make him a saint and to water down wukong

The “Macaque smart Wukong dumb” headcanon is actually the bane of my existence.

1. Wukong is literally called the intelligent stone monkey.

2. Wukong would have NOT made it this far if he was dumb. He’s not a trickster for nothing.

3. Y’all they’re both smart and strong. That’s why they work so well. They take turns being the brains and brawn’s for each other in different situations.

Also the nonchalant Macaque headcanon. Yall he wants Wukong SO bad. Like bad enough he DIED. And he STILL wants Wukong. Bro is WHIPPED.

He died, found a way to COME BACK TO LIFE… JUST to keep bothering Wukong.

Yes, revenge, wanted justice/dues and whatnot, but bro’s still not leaving him alone. He knows he can’t kill him but still seeks him out, claiming he can’t stand him yet still continues being around him. He could cut ties, walk away and move on, but isn’t.

The fact no small amount of people like to characterize Wukong as the obsessive one, or the only obsessive one of the two. Which is doing the opposite where it’s taking a trait canon to Macaque, taking it away from Macaque and giving it to Wukong instead.

Did we WATCH the same show?

That’s the most mind-boggling one.

To call Macaque, Mr. “The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon” performed as a shadow play, the nonchalant one is outrageous.

Finding Home Comic Index!

Here’s a collection of parts from the comic by events. Hopefully it’ll be easier for you guys to go through the comic. Enjoy reading! 💕

There is also a character ask! Looks for the #ask the characters and #finding home au extras to see more!

Main story

1. New Beginnings (the start!) (Part 1)

2. Out the Daycare (part 6)

3. Freddy’s Greenroom (part 11)

4. Something’s Wrong with Moon (part 14)

5. Morning Shift (part 18)

6. In the Tunnels (part 20)

7. Parts and Service (part 24)

8. Gregory and Moon (part 27)

9. Reunion (part 30)

10. Dreams (part 36)

11. It’s Not Just a Bug (part 40)

12. Tech Finds Out (part 45)

13. Glitchtrap’s Plan (part 47)

14. Found (part 52)

15. Vanny in the Daycare (part 54)

16. Rock ‘N Roll! (part 58)

17. The Flipside (part 61)

18. You and Me Forever and Ever (part 63)

19. Extraction (part 64)

20. Fixing Bonnie (part 68)

21. ..Tech? (part 70)

22. Should’ve Stayed with Freddy (part 74)

23. System Restart (part 77)

24. Finding (Nemo) Gregory (part 78)

25. We found you (part 84)

26. Freddy and Roxy (part 86)

Mini Comics

1. Welcome Back (2 parts)

2. Flashbang.

3. Reflection (TBD)