im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen
Who that man
the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h
you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!
Oh my god I forgot his peanut
gave him boobs because I can (boobs happen to be very engaging)
gave him boobs because
I can (boobs happen to be
very engaging)
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Why are mathematicians* so USELESS at simple arithmetic? You're telling me I possess knowledge that would get me hailed as a lord 2000 years ago, but if I had two bags of wheat in one hand and three in the other, I would say there's six bags? What the fuck
*it's me, I'm mathematicians
The last good fight
one thing you’d have to hand it to the british. wanker is such a funny derogatory term to call someone. like don’t trust him bro I heard he’s always jerking his thang messystyle
I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.
u can trust me pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
Woaw... kittydogy hi patting uour head :)
GOT U ARHRHRHEHEHEGRHEHEHGRH
ARRRGGHHH MY BONES
is anybody gonna match my freak (valuing platonic relationships)
dont mind me im just wandering across your dash
tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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