Mossum

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

it’s even more miserable than I thought

The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

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...*sigh*

*taps mic*

We can find out together🐱💕🐱

thinking about my dog and how he makes sure i get my daily mental health outings

pov you’re now this dog’s goat

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If the site goes down, you will find me in your heart...

uh, source?

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commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

mixed response from the public