Denzel Washington as Macrinus in GLADIATOR II (2024) dir. Ridley Scott
average day on the mithraeum
ianthe: haha harrow wants me so bad it makes her look stupid 😈
mercy: why didn’t i kill myself ten thousand years ago
john gaius: [playing 2048 on his ipad] my life is completely normal and great and my friends all love each other :)
gideon the first: i think i have encephalitis
augustine: when i’m in the club yeah im bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that should we do a lil key should we have a lil line wanna go real wild when im bumpin that meet me in the bathroom if you’re bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that french manicure wipe away the residue
pyrrha: i’m pretty sure gideon has encephalitis
harrow:
ao3 kudos email >>>>>>> anything else
milker (he is making this face in the direction of a very elf-less thangorodrim and the retreating shadow of an eagle)
tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason
What is pirating media but the moonshining of the internet
Tons of unexplained disappearances.
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Petition to rename Akallabêth to Temptation Island
@lvsifer 🖤
sorry for thinking it's hot when men are experiencing the worst torment of their life. as if it's my fault
Joseph Quinn as Emperor Geta in Gladiator II (2024)
