Mairon's Mettbrötchen

this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for

who up wanting to change things that can't be changed

just noticed a typo in one of my published smut fics where I wrote “sock” instead of “cock”. I will now go live the rest of my life in the forest where no one will ever see or hear from me again

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

cocksoplasmosis

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he's ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.

Why does he need a- … oh

sometimes you’re hit with a friendly realization that yes, life is good. you have your comfort characters and you have archive of our own. life is actually beautiful

SHARING THIS WITHOUT THE UPDATE IS EVIL

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

@lvsifer 🥹🥹

It’s not even funny how relatable this is.

this was so not worth crawling out of my grave for

Stop waiting to feel ready. Ready is not a feeling, it’s a decision.