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loser crimm kid

@lxvenderjewel / lxvenderjewel.tumblr.com

world's most unsettling trent crimm fanatic | MINOR | anything but it/its

hi there!

call me vanny, liz, or kispock!

https://en.pronouns.page/@lxvenderjewel (detailed explanation on sexuality under cut) | MINOR, 14 | adhd

big fandom person, i love fandom and interacting with fandom. i love meta, i love fanfic, i love it all.

if you like my stuff please reblog. i appreciate it so much more than likes.

poetry/songwriting (please check this out)

singing:

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hello be more chill nation (2 people and a used tissue) (textless/transparent and original meme under cut)

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Thank youu @ameliafromafairytale for the tag!!

I was tagged to list 5 items in my bedroom and let y'all vote what you'd steal :0

Tagging ๐Ÿ’Ÿ @dykexenomorph @lunarzomb @erodingsinner @filwmmd @mirrorcowby @baked-potatoes-rule @haydenbites @postmorteum @detnylaharper @paris-roubaix and anyone else who wants to join in ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

oh how fun! (i took the knife but iโ€™m looking close at that guitar, @baked-potatoes-ruleโ€ฆ)

thanks darling @hellhouse-of-horrors! Iโ€™m stealing your jellyfish, thank you very much :D

aaahhhh I have like one mutual lmfao @rusted-fairy-wings did you get that kai plushie because if you did Iโ€™m stealing it

Floating bookshelves are mine! Ty for tagging

Sorry to disappoint but i did not buy him so he cannot be stolen </3

ohhh that kai keychain is coming home with me โค๏ธ heโ€™ll do nicely right next to my lego batman keychain , thank you rust!

ouuhhh tags ! if u guys want in :)

TYSM FOR THE TAGS GUYS<3 from Rust i will def be stealing kais keychain, i love them so so much... and from you yanma is def the vase with lego flowers! i love both flowers and lego and i have a big problem with both of these haha

GOT TAGGED TWICE :D

From Rust Iโ€™m stealing the littlest pet shop collection i loved those things, and from Hellz Iโ€™m stealing their sketchbooks, i love seeing peoples old drawings. Also yanma both me and you have a vase of lego flowers omg.

Anddd the no pressure tags!:

Okay okay y'all get to steal crap now? Sure

Tagging @messingwithmoony because they'll pass it on for me ๐Ÿ˜‚

Also anyone who sees this, you've also been tagged!!!!! Feel obligated to do this!!!! /j

Sirius of course heโ€™s my favorite little guy :3

@jasperthejester @lxvenderjewel @syzygy-yzygy @violetthunderstorm or anyone else whoโ€™d like to join in :}

iโ€™m taking those glowy stars thank yew very much

bye i love this

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lowoncliches

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

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blonde-vulcan

This is sO GOOD

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ricetwink

never gets old

I could listen to this on loop for hours.

A correct to the transcript:

The man is beat boxing. The first woman joined in with jathiswaram. The second woman starts alap/alapanai.

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

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femjunky

Legends only

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transrat-boy

For everyone complaining about how these two can get arrested and it wonโ€™t affect their careers, youโ€™re right. It most likely wonโ€™t hurt their careers. Thatโ€™s why they keep going out and doing it. Theyโ€™re using their platform to their advantage. Theyโ€™re both white, of an older generation, and famous enough to be recognized. Theyโ€™re holding their generation accountable and making an effort to show up and enforce change. This isnโ€™t them advertising a TV show or some bs, theyโ€™re there to help

This is a very good way to use your privilege.

Jane Fonda has been involved in protest since the America Vietnam war

Jane Fondaโ€™s activism did, in fact, hurt her career, and sheโ€™s out there risking it all again. She wasnโ€™t just involved in protest since the Vietnam war (tho that is what did her career the most damage, some lawmakers were actually calling for her to be tried for treason over it)

She was already under government surveillance before that for her support of the Black Panthers and her show of solidarity with two separate first nations re-occupations (Fort Lawton and Alcatraz).ย 

Sheโ€™s not being silly or doing a bit or pulling a PR stunt. Sheโ€™s just not letting the cops scare her. Because this is far from her first rodeo.

Jane Fondaโ€™s mugshot from Nov. 3, 1970.

She was arrested on trumped-up drug smuggling charges, which an officer later admitted was their only way of booking her because god damn Nixon wanted her arrested for her anti-Vietnam War activism. The FBI and the CIA, and the NSA had been surveilling her for months without her knowledge.

If there is any celebrity whose activism is not empty lip service, itโ€™s Jane fucking Fonda.

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Sometimes found family is the robot that you built to avenge your (presumably) dead boss/friend/???

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cล“lis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cล“lo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the olโ€™ Lorum Ipsem beam๐Ÿ˜ž

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

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I fucking LOVE Jon Stewart, he always makes my day better, I want more men like him. Like, heโ€™s funny, smart, on the right side of history, and I think heโ€™s annoyingly attractive

Please say Iโ€™m not alone here

Very much not alone my friend ๐Ÿ˜

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Jon Stewart VS The Anthony Weiner Saga 2011 - Part 2

Day 2 of Weinergate & things are a little uncertain...

"...its too late in the day for us to suck his cock alright? Why run from it?"

"I know my penis like the front of my hand that I use to get to know my penis" ๐Ÿ˜

Watch more of the Anthony Weiner Saga here (in progress)

All my TDS/TCR/Jon videos can be found here

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