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I'm giving up scrolling for Lent. I'll still be on here if you send asks, and the queue will continue at one post per day probably. If you start to miss me before Easter, I’m on discord at machine.unlearning, feel free to add me and say hi!
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This April Fools, I'm choosing honesty: ask me anything
this is not a bit, you can actually ask me anything
Where the fuck is my mouse? I was watching stuff on the computer before bed and I had it on my mattress with me. I fell asleep and when I woke up it just wasn't anywhere anymore. I spent all day looking for it, I turned my bedroom upside down, took everything out and put it back in in a different order, and I still haven't found it. I spent eight hours on it. My room isn't even that big. What can I do to summon it back to the realm of the living?
I trust your bedroom upending abilities (everyone who sees my posts has excellent bedroom upending abilities) so my only idea is it must be outside the bedroom
All time favourite fanfic?
I never read much fanfic, so if I want to honour the spirit of the question it's this thing that wormed its way into my head rent-free during COVID lockdown.
But if I can be technical with what's fanfiction, it's probably John Milton's Paradise Lost.
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One of my friends has a childhood memory of being in Kindergarten when 9/11 happened, and the teacher wheeling in the TV cart so the 5 year olds could watch the attacks live. He's pretty sure it's a misremembered combination of other early memories, but it would be really funny if it was real
“Oh my God! They hit the fucking Pentagon!”
*turns to face the class* “Now, can anyone tell me how many sides a pentagon has?”
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Why do mathematicians love pi so much? It's related to some shape, but they like that shape because it explains why pi shows up? Sounds like circular reasoning to me
Couples that :( together :) together