The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative

Three years ago, on John Egbert's birthday, the world ended. Three years ago, Jade Harley and Vriska Serket vanished alongside billions of others. Three years ago, the apocalypse arrived, transforming everything and revealing much that was hidden to those who remained.

Three years ago, the meteors (mostly!) missed Houston, and that's where John's headed today. In Houston, Rose Lalonde searches for washed-up traces of magic, warily overseen by Kanaya and her old friend Dave. In Texas, the newly dubbed "alternatives" maintain a newfound alliance with the humans they saved--and a wary truce with the Hunter forces that once kept all these creatures of fable and fairytale a secret from the world of man.

And here, in Houston, the world is about to change once again.

An urban fantasy monsterstuck AU featuring the beta kids, beta trolls, and their guardians. Updates every other Saturday! This pinned post will upd8 with the fic! by @madam-melon-meow & @arealpeople

ACT 1 Chapters: (1) Nocturnal Spectre, (2) Staying High and Dry's More Trouble Than It's Worth, (3) Break The Distance, (4) I'll Wait For You, (5) Loved By You, (6) Lost Again, (7) The Fear Keeps Me Moving, (8) If I Had To Choose Her Or The Sun, (9) Never Coming Home.

ACT 1 Side Material: Confessions of a Wizard: Monday, April 13, 2009 (Chapter 6 sidefic), Hunter's Reminiscence (Chapter 8 sidefic)

ACT 2 Chapters: (10) We've Cheated Fate Again, (11) The Map That Leads To You, (12) Castaways, (13) The Monster They Made You, (14) Rose Chaplet, (15) I Am Still Alive, (16) Mama Told Me, (17) Little Talks, (18) They Messed Me Up, (19) Our Many Enemies, (20) Down Fell The Rain, (21) Mankind Now Dreams, (22) Lend Me Your Heart, (23) Lost Boy, (24) Love Bites, (25) The Price She'll Pay, (26) Just One Of Those Days, (27) She Doesn't Sleep (Part 1), (28) She Doesn't Sleep (Part 2), (29) She Doesn't Sleep (Part 3)

ACT 2 Side Material: Hunter's Journal: Vampires (Chapter 11 sidefic), Confessions of a Wizard: Sunday, April 29, 2012 (Chapter 14 sidefic), Letters To Jade: The Final Words of SkaiaNet's Founder: Entry One, Page One (Chapter 18 sidefic), Entry One, Pages Two & Three (Chapter 19 sidefic), Entry One, Pages Four through Seven (Chapter 23 sidefic), Entry Two (Chapter 23 sidefic)

ACT 3 Chapters: (30) Superman , (31) If You Want To Survive , (32) Nice Work , (33) Heaven Only Knows , (34) In Control , (35) The Hunger , (36) You’ll Rise Above , (37) My Friends (Part 1) , (38) My Friends (Part 2) , (39) In the Shadows ,

ACT 3 Side Material: [pending]

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people on twitter don't even come up with stupid wrong opinions of their own volition like they do on tumblr on twitter it's just that people have the most tangential, bare bones possible relationship with the truth. because a tweet literally is not long enough to actually explain something to someone if someone on there forgets something it will just remain forgotten to them for the rest of their life

which is why they're only capable of repeating the same old god damn "doyyyyyyyy gamzee was part of an OBSCURE CULT"-type misapprehensions forever and ever because they literally do not have the room in the front of their mind to comprehend a webcomic more than a single page at a time

im going to become the joker

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

Anna Harley came out her back door and ran across the backyard.

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Avatar- The great wave off the Northern Water Tribe Commission, Parody of Hokusai's great wave off Kanagawa

Preservation is dead

He has dry food, wet food, and wet water. From this we can deduce that what he wants is dry water. I shall get my top scientists on it at once

Cannot even fault them for that that's funny as fuck

another old repost time! beloved silly headcanon that zuko got a tattoo during his banishment days (plus a side of zukki)

this art is great. i like the zukki and i love Zuko having a tattoo.

Do not obey in advance.

Keep hating It's working

Okay but reblogging specifically for "Tesla in Distressla" because whoever came up with that tagine deserves a moment of recognition.

Crockering Adalov

Inner Peace