This is so embarrassing.

As if the public cannot see the price of eggs when they shop.

Being a permanently disabled person in America is just a series of panic attacks every time you look at the news.

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

Girl, help.

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

Me leaving comments on fics.

evan rosier with freckles all over his shoulders and barty is obsessed with trying to kiss all of them

jegulus after getting set up on a date

Omg I am so sorry I didn’t do my homework. I was trying not to slit my wrists but I totally should have done this essay instead :(

Regulus: You look terrible in that shirt, James

James: Reg, you’re wearing the same shirt

Regulus: Yeah, well, only I can pull it off

James: I wish you would

Regulus: What?

Harry, walking by: Dad wants you to take off your shirt, Reggie

Lily, in tears: I have taught you well, my son

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

james assumes that every time remus is in sirius’ bed with the curtains closed they’re fucking but at least half the time they’re just cuddling while remus kisses the back of sirius’ shoulders to make him squirm

Y’all is it just me or does Tumblr look a bit different???

Yea and idk how I feel about it yet

IM WONDERFUL HEHE LOL

YOU AREEEEE

just occurred to me that sirius black was an eldest child in a friend group of ONLY CHILDREN?? what a poor poor soul