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@malewife-aura

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Reblogged cryptic-vale
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Favourite things to say before doing something incredibly stupid:

  1. Hey everybody watch this
  2. I'm God's favourite
  3. I'm always right and I'm never gonna die
  4. (Person nearby) gets my crap if I beef it
  5. I'm way too sexy to fuck this up
  6. It's okay I've done this a hundred times
  7. This is gonna to be on purpose
  8. Hello you're watching Jackass
  9. Check out this cool magic trick
  10. If I die I want you to tell people it looked really cool
  11. Wanna see a trick I learned in prison
  12. It's okay, I saw this on TikTok
  13. This is only illegal in Massetchuschessetts
  14. My dad used to do this all the time before the divorce
  15. If you're a cop you have to tell me or it's entrapment*
  16. I'm doing this as a prank
  17. Could a mentally ill person do THIS
  18. Out of two thousand possible futures this is the only way we live
  19. I have to. (Stupid thing I'm doing) killed my mom
  20. The government doesn't want you to know this is even an option
  21. I'm about to become so powerful you have no idea
#rb
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Reblogged pixiecaps
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men are sexy and hot actually. you’re not wrong for being a man or liking men. you’re actually incredibly attractive for doing that. btw

#rb
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