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cryptic vale

@cryptic-vale

he/they 25 🌈 don't mind me constantly hyperfixating on things. its a mess here good luck. owner of @cryptidcrochets
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gif87a-com

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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shinymegacrobat

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

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spacelesbians

HE SITS

ITS BACK

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the-jingle-birdy

OH GOD

THE BEST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

that look when he sat tho.

“the fuck is wrong with this fuckin flower??”

its so cute..

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being a Californian out of state is all fun and games until

  • people talk about how much they want california to fall into the ocean ( and comparisons to sodom and gomorrah)
  • people lump all of california together (surely san francisco and los angeles are the only places in california)
  • 'california has mountains?' girl we got the tallest mountain in the U.S. outside of Alaska, but this one i do get. i'm not ever sure of what a place looks like unless i've found their wikipedia page
  • 'nothing good comes from california' guess again girl, we are a leading agricultural state and grow most of your rice and almonds. we have farms on farms and ranches on ranches north south east and west
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[Image of text saying,

Some AAVE speakers pluralize 'child' as 'childrens'. People get racist about this ("It's already plural!"), but 'children' actually comes from Middle English speakers doing the same thing: slapping their plural marker on word already pluralized by an extinct plural marker.

To oversimplify: in Old English, 'childer' ('ċildra') was the plural of 'child' ('ċild'). Middle English developed an '-en' plural marker, which we see in 'oxen'. Instead of updating to 'childen', people slapped their preferred '-en' onto the end of 'childer' - so now we have 'child-er-en'. AAVE carries on this tradition with 'child-er-en-s'.

"Pure" language is just impurity obscured by the passage of time.

End ID.]

"Pure" language is just impurity obscured by the passage of time.

“Pure” language is just

impurity obscured by

the passage of time.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Finished this painting this weekend. It’s wild how overlapping lines can create these ripples.

like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

There shouldn't be $15 indie games you dumb slut

Like I'm sorry we cannot be posting about loving indie games if you aren't going to actually care about indie developers I've seen you people.

There's an entire phenomenon in the indie space called boom/bust pricing where because of games like Hollow Knight, indie developers struggle to sell games at more expensive prices and so have to hope that their game booms in popularity. If it does, they often bust and don't make their money back.

Yes, this is why games go to Kickstarter and yes this is why a game like OMORI took six years and absolutely cost more than the Kickstarter price. You need money to make video games.

The fact that so many posts about indie games are hyperfocused on the price makes me sad. There are plenty of phenomenal indie games on the market that are $25-35 that don't get the attention they should because people don't see indie games as unique ventures that are worth supporting they see indie games as a market of bone cheap games. It's sickening.

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