So, what I've gathered as far as ages (most of this is from the tfwiki descriptions on the characters, closest I've ever gotten to reading the aligned novels, and let's be real some of this might be from things that are technically aligned continuity but technically not??)

For the Rescue Bots, in Episode One, Blades (I think) Says something about checking in with Cybertron, Optimus responds with “Cybertron is No More”, meaning we know they were created before the war

Though i wasn’t able to find much else

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

Still very funny to me that Decepticon alt modes can just be like... Guns and Cassette players lol

@kokichikinnienumberwhoknowswhat

Immediate follow up to this post (i am playing w my dolls)

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

bored asf

growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

going to be saying this periodically forever now

PHRASE ADDED!

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

get shiddon brehv

#og himbo

This movie set out to answer the question “what kind of guy looks for a girl based on shoe size” and man did it deliver.

If there’s one thing I like so much in this film was how they gave the prince am actual personality

I would die for Himbo Charming

Ever needed a reference sheet for Jazz's alt mode? Well fear not, because I found his exact car

BEHOLD! The OG, the first, and the highly esteemed 935 chassis 935-001! First used for racing in 1976, this car is a legend just like Jazz >:D

Pls research it, I think it's cool :3

Transformers Prime DS game models folder update for March 10, 2025:

Like before, you can get them here:

Original post, with the initial batch of models (the download link above is the same as in the og post):

Down Arachnus Prime ❗❗❗

ELITARACHNUS YEEEEEEAH💥💥💥 (oplita)

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

tunodostres asked for Wasp c1 from this emoji challenge 

Happy wasp is one of my favorite things, hope you like~