shrimp man

He wants me to fuck him through the hole in his hazmat suit so bad but lowkey it isnt even him in there anymore

see him schmoove

totem of fundamentals

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

observing flat bee friday

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

a girl dies. was supposed 2 be longer but I thought it would be better to just get to the point.

twitter

Chappel Ron in my DMs.... Jealous?

YEAH I LIKE AI

(A)rtist's

(I)ncredibly good artwork that deserves to be paid for and appreciated for the time they put into it

funnyjunk is ok sometimes

my grandmas dawg

heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant

im getting sick of this.

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun

im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post

Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af

another graveyard banger

constantly thinking this

extremely cool article you should read if you haven’t already