my twin has gone to a convention all day today and yesterday and it has made me come to the realization that I can not survive without that bitch. That annoying little shit can’t let me have my peace even when they aren’t within a mile of me. I’m going to go feral.

Hades isn’t heard from for a prolonged amount of time and the Olympians don’t notice/care enough to wonder why only for it to be revealed that he was captured and imprisoned

Ares:

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having a small blog and posting without tags is so funny, bold of you to assume that I want to be noticed by the tumbler tag mafia™️

I’m like a little tumblr ninja! Nobody sees me but I see them. And I am judging all of you

holy crap pages killed oscar wilde

i was like "green carnations? those are the gay flowers!" followed shortly by "OH NO I WAS RIGHT"

the mysterious masters of the bazaar, a force not to be trifled with!

Meanwhile Mr Pages, starts throwing a tantrum and screeching incoherently at the nearest semi trustworthy person about a stolen book.

I’m starting to think that the masters aren’t actually very good at this stuff.

SAKURAI GOT CUSTODY OF HIS SON BACK!!!! NEVER FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!

(Ment to post this yesterday but omg we stay winning)

I think it’s really funny that two of my more successful posts are the twobat sword fight shitpost and the chermes wedding shitpost. truly a worthy legacy I am creating for myself

THE MONKEY!?

been playing fallen london! i know some things, dont know other things.

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hades 2 Poseidon is so goofy he’s probably one of my favorite characters!

I need to see this man go through indescribable pain and suffering right now.

happy Ides of march everyone!

you can only create so many crabs before you make a platypus

Oh ok then yeah no I’ll just be in the corner if anyone needs me