I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

sighs i need good luck

i could use some luck hey

i really want a shikadai side novel that tackles about suna and konoha's political kineme and whatever the fuck is happening in suna council's heads due to the fact that the naras are literally one of konoha's richest fams. Like, gurl? Tell me the naras are undeserving of your princess' hands when they literally own a whole ass forest and owns a goddamn research and medical facility hidden somewhere in Hi no Kuni

Some warm up sketches

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miku day 2025

if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

Something something ancient dryadic being realizing they’re trans… I’d read that

anything. literally anything. the weirdest most random most out of pocket anything’s idfc what you ask.

i’ll give everything but address and legal name but that’s literally it.

No, please. Keep terrorizing him.

multiple characters headcanons!

you come back home after a week-long mission without them.

characters: kinich, dainsleif, diluc x gn!reader

author's note: i definitely didn't disappear for 2,5 months like i mean why would i ever do that🧍‍♂️

idiots in love

oikawa x fem! reader (1.4k words)

it wasn’t often that your roommate took a break and actually went outside, but after lots of persuasion, you finally got oikawa to leave your room and go to the park. 

as you walked around, you held onto his arm, observing the people around you, the flowers in the ground, and the chesnut-haired man beside you. 

“better?”, you asked as you rest your cheek against his shoulder. oikawa sighed and turned his head to face you. “yeah, a little. i guess you were right. i did need a break”, he said, keeping his fingers intertwined with yours. you smiled and replied, “good.”

the two of you walked around for a while until stopping in front of the lake with your hand in his and your chin resting on his shoulder. “hm…” 

he raised a brow at the noise you made, resting his head against yours. “what are you hmm-ing about?”, he asked, softer than usual. you shrugged. “i’m always hmm-ing about something or the other”. “well, what are you hmm-ing about now?”, he asked. 

“hm…you.” 

“me?”, he echoed and turned to face you. “what about me are you hmm-ing about, huh?”. “stop making that sound”, you countered. “what sound?”. “hmm-ing”. your roommate chuckled, feigning innocence. “why? you annoyed by it or something?”. “very annoyed by it, yes”. 

oikawa feigned hurt at your words and placed a hand over his chest. “you wound me! and here i thought you loved everything about me”. you grimaced and tilted your head. “mm, very debatable”. “debatable, huh?”, he jokingly asked, though a hint of vulnerability remained in his gaze. you nodded and tightened your grip on his arm. “mhm.” 

he looked down at your arms around his longer one and teased, “are you trying to make me feel better?”. “for what?”, you asked. “oh, i don’t know. maybe for the fact that you just wounded my delicate ego?”, he remarked. you chuckled and replied, “you can handle it”. 

he let out a huff of laughter. “yeah, i guess i can. but it’s still nice to hear a little boost to my ego once in a while”. “once in a while? i’m your biggest booster. i’m practically your personal booster club”. he bumped his shoulder with yours. “damn right you are.” you nodded and smiled. “yeah…”

oikawa studied your face for a moment, taking in the genuine smile on your face before turning back to you and placing his hands on your arms, his voice turning more serious and soft. “hey..”. “mhm?”. he chewed on his lower lip, nervously before continuing. “i, uh, i just wanted to say…i do appreciate you, y’know. your…praise. your confidence in me. even when my ego’s hurting, it means a lot. so…thanks.”. 

you take in his information before grinning, devilishly and stepping closer. “my, are you trying to be sincere, my dear?”. he scoffed and rolled his eyes as his hands went down to your waist. “oh, shut up”. your arms moved to wrap around his neck in turn and grinned again. “make me”. 

he took your invitation well as a wolfish grin spread across his face, bringing his lips down to meet yours, softly. you go on your toes to kiss him properly, cupping his cheek as one of his hands go to your jawline, cupping your jaw, gently. his grin softened into a genuine smile as your lips moved softly together for a few seconds before he pulled away for breath. 

“you’re dangerous, you know”, he murmured softly, resting his forehead against yours. you chuckle breathlessly. “am i?”. he nodded and nips your bottom lip gently before moving his hand down from your jawline to the side of your neck, sending tingles down your spine. 

“very dangerous. you make it hard to stay composed”, he replied. the feeling of his fingers on your skin makes you laugh and try to push him off. “stop that-!”. he continues mapping out the contours of your neck with his fingertips. “what, this?”, he asked, innocently. you giggle at the feeling again. “tooru...~”. “yes, angel?”. you smile at the nickname and tilt your head up to slot your lips against his again. 

you could feel him sigh against your lips, pulling you closer by the small of your back as his other hand tangles itself in your hair. you smile into the kiss, moving your lips slowly against his. 

“you’re going to be the death of me, you know?”, he asked after pulling away. you pouted at his words. “don’t say that…i don’t want you dying”. he chuckles and reassured you. “it was just a figure of speech”, before adding, “though, in moments like these, i wouldn’t mind dying if it meant drowning in you”. 

you soften at his words, not having heard such sweet and sincere words from him before. “tooru…”. he smiled and planted a soft kiss on your forehead. “what? it’s true”. “even still…”. 

he smiled and rested his chin on top of your head, wrapping his arms around you, pulling you into a warm embrace. “you worry too much, you know”. you sigh and wrap your arms around him in turn. “i worry enough”. “i suppose so…but you don’t have to worry about me, y’know. i can handle myself just fine”. you snorted in response. “i beg to differ”. 

he huffed in mock offense, pulling away enough to glare at you. “you have absolutely no faith in me, do you?”, he asked, pouting. “nope”, you replied, popping the ‘p’ to make a point. “you’re so rude. i’m wounded.” “uh-huh…”. he shocked his head, feigning disapproval. “no faith in me. no sympathy for my pain. you’re heartless, angel”. “mhm, yeah, i bet”. 

“a devil woman who has no sympathy for her poor, lovesick boyfriend”, he pouted. “boyfriend, huh?”, you inquired. he stopped his dramatics and lowered his voice a bit. “yeah, that’s what i said”. you softly smiled up at him. “yeah? you wanna be my boyfriend?”. 

he took a small step closer and cupped your cheek. “do you…want me to be?”, he asked quietly, showing more vulnerability than before. you smiled and copied his action, cupping his cheek in turn. “yeah…i think i do”. 

he grinned and nodded, his gaze visibly softening at your words. “then i’m your boyfriend”. you nodded and kissed him again for a few seconds before he pulled away, furrowing his brows. “are you..sure you want this? you want me?”. your heart clenched at his words and cupped both his cheeks now. “i think there’s a very good chance that i’ll be continue to be just as infatuated with you as i was when we first met”. 

oikawa couldn’t help but smile at your confession, but decided to tease you anyhow. “infatuated, huh? and here i thought you found me annoying back then”. “oh, i absolutely did”, you replied without missing a beat. he chuckled at your honesty and cupped your jaw, gently. “and what changed?”. 

you softly smiled at him and caressed his cheek with your thumb. “…nothing”. 

not understanding what you meant, he huffed and moped at your words, lowering his head. “you’re too harsh”. you chuckled a bit and tried to follow his gaze. “no, that’s not what i meant. i’m trying to be romantic”. he cracked a small smile at your laugh and looked back at you to make you continue. “i’m trying to say that i was in love with you back then, too”. 

his expression softened. “you…you were?”. “of course, i was”. 

his chestnut hair blew in the wind as it kicked up and he was momentarily speechless at your admission. “you never said anything…”, he mumbled after a few seconds and you chuckled. “well, neither did you”. he conceded, “fair point”. you chuckled and he smiled at the sound of your laughter as if it was the light of his life. 

“for the record”, he began again, cupping both your cheeks, gently, “i was in love with you back then, too”. he lowered his head and captured your lips in his, softly for a few seconds. you smiled into the kiss and pulled away for breath. “for the record, i already knew. but it’s nice to hear you say it”. 

oikawa softly laughed at your words and bumped his nose against yours as a display of affection. “i guess we’re both terrible at expressing our feelings”, he declared, forming a lopsided smile on his face. you smiled back and nodded. “guess so”. 

“we’re idiots, you know”. “then, we’re idiots in love”. 

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