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the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭
Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have
@elodieunderglass not the least of anything!!!
Not the least of your problems!!!
The least weasel is the most weasel that ever did weasel
oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets
the nefarious dust particle:
I kid you not, my 4 year old on a walk the other day asked me why the moon was following us. My brain immediately went to senku and byakuya and I was genuinly surprised that kids ask that for real. Normally I'm a very much the type of parent that views it as an opportunity to share genuine educational info that's super cool, but decided to make myself mildly uncomfortable and give into the impulse to say 'Maybe the moon loves you' and i was not disappointed. She spent the 2 minutes telling me and her brother that the moon loves us and is coming with us on a walk.
Perhaps it's just because I'm a short woman who happens to enjoy both frilly dresses and sex, but I get so mad when people say Ariana grande or Sabrina carpenter are encouraging pedos by uh .... being short, enjoying cute things, and enjoying sex. I'm sorry some adult women are very cute and hot and like sex. And it literally has nothing to do with children. The people accusing them of being creeps are the ones inserting children into the discussion at all. (hyumjim voice) And I'm NOT supposed to be creeped out by that???
just noticed a typo in one of my published smut fics where I wrote “sock” instead of “cock”. I will now go live the rest of my life in the forest where no one will ever see or hear from me again
For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there
okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.
things are heating up in the unethical experiments fandom
Straight to Stanford Prison
I dont remember saying that
my necklace? yeah it’s a collar bomb actually.. BUT DONT WORRY it only detonates when it detects extreme arousal… and heh.. I don’t think you have to worry about that since you aren’t shaped like a busty airplane
