some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

commissions open!

the sale that i was offering is complete, but my commissions are still open for anyone who would be interested! included below are the most recent commissions i've done

i can do anything from a sketch to a full illustration, i can design characters for you, and you are always free to ask about ideas you have that don't fall fully under the options i have offered! i can do character art, ship art including canon/canon, canon/oc and self-ship, i can draw anthro characters and ponies, and i can give it a shot with mechanical or monster characters :]

i just got into a car accident today, and i've been struggling to keep up with my bills while i have been searching for a second job, so i really appreciate you sharing or maybe even commissioning me!! to commission me, you can message me here or send an email to the account listed on my carrd. thank you so much for your time <3

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It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

was gonna make a post about The Character but then i looked at my dash for 5 seconds and it would appear that everyone is also having the same experience so

poob is rolling back its DEI initiatives. poob fired all of its employees after they tried to unionize. poob's ceo was recently on david sperm's podcast saying that he thinks women are the same as dogs to him. but poob is the only service that has candyworld chronicles on it so its really hard to just stop using it :/

she let me hit because i say things like “okie dokie”

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

anyone can be a girlboss but it takes a real woman to be a deadbeat dad

this post is about women. 1000 deaths on whoever said remus lupin

Just saw a poll about school hours and I noticed that nobody specified the hours for Wednesdays (as they're half days), so I started wondering if Wednesday being a half day is not a universal experience...

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

mutuals do this

take care of yourself

yours anywhere

"lolcow" is ultimately a colloquial term describing a phenomena that actually precedes the internet (and well, most of history too) but I can't think of another shorthand with implications that are tacitly understood the same way when gesturing to the spectacle that the world makes around acceptable targets. you go on reddit and someone has crossposted a Courtroom Freakout video like that's some shit anyone should want to derive entertainment from. your mom's cohort watches Dumb Criminal Fail youtube compilations and nod their heads as the perpetrator of a failed robbery bleeds out on floor of a kfc like that's some shit anyone should want to see. your peers are heavily invested in the Worthless E-Drama Industrial Complex, where thousands of people are made collateral of all kinds of violence in the name of forwarding the narrative of the spectacle. and you can't ask any of these people why any of this behavior is normal to them unless you want to be accused of condoning immoral tendencies, compulsion to punish The Other already metastasized in their minds. it sucks how easy it is to kill your own interest in this shit but not anyone else's.