a ghost haunts you

[request] morning stretches & bedhead

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

people have been saying squidward on this all day but this is the first one that made me laugh

Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

back in my day we just typed orz to make a little stick figure man doing that (or we would type or2 to give him a dumptruck). And we LIKED it that way!

Taking notes 📝

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it's like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question's pretty much fucking settled.

cant even hornypost about falin touden bc im just gonna get dozens of people responding with marcille speech bubble image edits

lotr x zelda au content? in our Lords year of 2025? more likely than u think

dead dove do not eat in practice

Given that Trump imposed tariffs on several uninhabited islands and oceanic territories, I think they had an intern look up the Wikipedia list of countries and make a spreadsheet.

It’s even funnier than that

a tired mime on break leaning against nothing and smoking an invisible cigarette

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[AU! Prince × Guard]

The young prince was finally released to the festival, to walk and eat goodies 😔

a watched dog never dies

doesthepotboil.com

Zelink

it was all too much, and now I have nothing left

dynamight and izuku

Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats