rapunzel au ranwan
*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*
self-care phrases to boost your confidence
- this shit ain't nothin to me man
- I'll fucking kill you
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hey sorry i said those weird and pathetic things. do you still think i’m mysterious and alluring
Finally finally settling on a Binghe design after much deliberation, Sage mentioned that they had accidentally made him look like Lady Oscar in one of their drawings which made ME realize that this was the missing ingredient from my Binghe drawings!
Top sketches are inspired by but not necessarily accurate to my favourite BingYuan fic 💕
Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists
going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.
As much as I love mpreg and will read it regardless of canon, I will admit that of all the mxtx couples, wangxian are the only ones who can be trusted with children. Binghe would inevitably get jealous of the kid for taking too much of Shizun’s attention, Shen Qingqiu can barely be trusted as a teacher, Hua Cheng doesn’t give a fuck about anyone other than Xie Lian, and Xie Lian barely even remembers to check on any child he comes into contact with in canon. All of those freaks are better off child-free. Fortunately, wangxian makes up for this deficiency by being amazing parents who’d probably have like a dozen kids